To Open A Bank Account

[sigesige00]

I sent documents to an EU bank to open an account.

Then, they demand me to send them a proof of address issued by my city.

Unfortunately, my city does not issue such a document in English.

I have asked them if the bank statement including my address was valid.

I'm waiting their reply.

[KAWB]

You weren't funny when you first came on the scene and you're still not.

[AwNaw]

That's nice. Keep us all updated.

[Mediocre Pundit]

I sent documents to an EU bank to open an account.

Then, they demand me to send them a proof of address issued by my city.

Unfortunately, my city does not issue such a document in English.

I have asked them if the bank statement including my address was valid.

I'm waiting their reply.

Most financial institutions don't bank mentalists...

[Norman]

I'm seriously reconsidering my pitch for the "Dragons' Den" TV program.

 

I had originally planned to plea for £100,000 to help a Nigerian prince, who had contacted me by email, to facilitate him getting millions of dollars out of the country. The potential returns were staggering.

 

Now, I can't help but notice the apparent difficulty there appears to be in arranging for replica football, cricket and rugby merchandise to the South East Asian market. There's obviously a gap there to be exploited. Or I could just employ young children in the area to produce low quality fakes in a sweat shop.

[Tom Stronach]

I sent documents to an EU bank to open an account.

Then, they demand me to send them a proof of address issued by my city.

Unfortunately, my city does not issue such a document in English.

I have asked them if the bank statement including my address was valid.

I'm waiting their reply.

 

Painfully unfunny.

[gianlucatoni]

I sent documents to an EU bank to open an account.

Then, they demand me to send them a proof of address issued by my city.

Unfortunately, my city does not issue such a document in English.

I have asked them if the bank statement including my address was valid.

I'm waiting their reply.

 

 

I thought you'd have proof of address issued by your city - do you no pay council tax up in Ruchill?

Does the bank no have a forum which you can post your complaints to?

 

COME ON DENMARK!!!!

[McKennan]

It's the deposed king of Upper Volta and his millions again.

[i@n]

You can use my UK address. I'll also send you my mothers maiden name. ない

[yoda-jag]

sigesigespunknik,

- he is THE man to help you.