alx Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 I was eyeing up that new t-shirt shop at Partick station this morning, which got me thinking..... I could do with a new joke T-shirt. Any ideas? My starter for 10 is an old one of mine which has an eye colour chart that says "f*** the colour blind". (that t-shirt enabled a friend to discover that he was in fact colour blind, so it's a public service really). "Goths do it while the crimpers get hot" is alas a bit dated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy davie Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 I was eyeing up that new t-shirt shop at Partick station this morning, which got me thinking..... I could do with a new joke T-shirt. Any ideas? My starter for 10 is an old one of mine which has an eye colour chart that says "f*** the colour blind". (that t-shirt enabled a friend to discover that he was in fact colour blind, so it's a public service really). "Goths do it while the crimpers get hot" is alas a bit dated. As a holiday present one year, we brought my brother a Benneton t-shirt. "Where's Benneton?" he asked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afghan Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 (edited) Saw one recently in New York. In a vaguely Hienz style font it said "Touretti Spaghetti". Underneath, in a plainer, smaller font was "pasta in a tomato and fckn cheese sauce". Edited May 19, 2012 by afghan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdwishbone Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 (edited) The one I got "Only 10 type of people get binary & those that DON'T" Sad I know But who cares Edited May 19, 2012 by jdwishbone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redmike Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 On the subject of spaghetti, Heinz have recalled tins of alphabet spaghetti as they contained traces of CJD. And MRSA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted May 20, 2012 Report Share Posted May 20, 2012 On the subject of spaghetti, Heinz have recalled tins of alphabet spaghetti as they contained traces of CJD. And MRSA. That's serious. It could spell DISASTER for them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy davie Posted May 20, 2012 Report Share Posted May 20, 2012 That's serious. It could spell DISASTER for them! They'll need to send out an SOS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdwishbone Posted May 20, 2012 Report Share Posted May 20, 2012 They'll need to send out an SOS OMG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 We can all see where this thread is going. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinny Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 The one I got "Only 10 type of people get binary & those that DON'T" Sad I know But who cares Not sure you got that one completely right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy davie Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Not sure you got that one completely right... there's only 10 types of people in this world - those that get it completely right and those that don't get it completely right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alx Posted May 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 I hate people who generalise, they're all the same. And I avoid cliches like the plague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Quinn Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 i saw a guy in burnley with a swastika tattoo on his neck and a t shirt with 'kill the arabs and steal their oil' on his t -shirt. was standing next to me in the bar and i overheard him saying he wasn't going out on the lash tonite, was just gonna go for a sunbed n home after the footy.' Rite mate, you're obviously a white supremacist and you're going for a sun bed. how does that work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy davie Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Rite mate, you're obviously a white supremacist and you're going for a sun bed. how does that work? with ot without a tan he'll still be white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Quinn Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 (edited) with ot without a tan he'll still be white technically yes but hes trying to make himself less 'cosmopolitan' Edited May 29, 2012 by The Mighty Quinn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morfin Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 seen this a few times now but made me laught he first time. Huge overweight guy with a t-shirt saying "I beat anorexia" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy davie Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 technically yes but hes trying to make himself less 'cosmopolitan' and how do you know what he was trying to do ? and how does having a tan make him less 'cosmopolitan' ? and what even is 'cosmopolitan' ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alx Posted June 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 (edited) Just remembered an old favourite. Chewing the fat t-shirts spotted in the old Tower Records. Jack and Victor with speech balloon "John Wayne's an *********!". (clue Ar**hole) Edited June 13, 2012 by alx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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