Sam Leitch Loyal

I wonder if the Fascist Police were filming this? (Approved by Roughie, no less.)

Hi folks - guess who's back!!! Lock up yer daughters tomorrow if you must but, please, not the Woodside barmaid.

What ever happened to the guy who used to sell woolly scarves outside the ground?

Sexist pig, indeed. Why can't gentlemen have them. And sheep.

For those who insist they don't score them like that anymore. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmfiSJf6j8Q&feature=player_embedded

If there hadn't been a question mark at the end of the topic I'd have thought it was another Siggy posting.

Like I said. The following describes what happens when Torpedo pulled a goal back against Dynamo in the cup. Urge your team on for an equaliser? Nah, get the game abandoned!! "Perhaps the most anticipated match of the day, a cross-town showdown between Torpedo Moscow and Dynamo, was interrupted twice – and then put to an early end, after fans started to throw flares onto the pitch. At that moment Dynamo were 2-1 ahead."

I was about to reply to your earlier posting and say "Don't worry - there will be plenty of space in the home end by then." Shhh: anyone needing tickets for either of the games there can get them via me. Home end only.

Looking forward to see what happens when then Union Bears let off their smoke bombs at the future hamlets visited by Sevco. Note: In Russia a footie match wouldn't be a footie match without a smoke bomb or ten, or indeed the compulsory flares*. *No, not those kind of flares.

Good ol' Alba: much rather be there but can I stake a claim to be the first person to watch a Jags' match live while enjoying the delights of Oktoberfest?

Two holidaying Japanese gentlemen meet at St Andrews and decide to play a round of golf. As the pair were walking down the first fairway one asks the other: "Where do you live in Japan?" "Tokyo." "How strange - I live in Tokyo too." They both play their second shots and again one asks the other: "What do you do for work in Tokyo?" "I work in the sewerage department." "How strange - I work in the sewerage department too but we have never met." "Oh. We must be two nips who passed in the shite."

Was looking at the league table this morn through one eye: wins in the next two games could really put some daylight (aargh!!) between us and the mid-table teams. Wasn't the Woodie barmaid looking especially sexy yesterday?

I'll settle for a win followed by a snog with the barmaid in the Woodie. (I've even had a bath for the occasion.)

Naked tit model

Garscube Road was ice-bound so flights were diverted.

Is the game due to be played Sun 14 Oct? I'm hoping to be at Oktoberfest then (in between two Russia World Cup games).

LMJ, Can I presume that you've never been to Arbroath at this time of year?

Selling to the highest Buddha: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/330792588689?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649

Bugger.

Offeeshul: the final will be at Hampden if Sevco are involved.

84 mins - "A goal now could change things for Raith." (Interviewer)

Which turnstile do concessions go through?

If, using a felt pen, I draw a clock face around my private parts then, lying outdoors in a northerly direction and thinking very hard about Jackie Bird I can tell the time with remarkable accuracy.

Not what you mean but ideal for assuring nasty barmen that is NOT football colours: http://www.lovell-rugby.co.uk/Rugby-Shirts/Kukri/Waikato-ITM-NPC-2012-or-13-Home-Rugby-Shirt-Red-or-Gold-or-Black

You never seen his videos? Here's an example: