The Sons of Somner

That's not to be sneezed at.

Thanks for everything Aero, and all the best for the future...a great Jag.

So...has he, err, walked away?

Should that not be bruvvers?

I sincerely hope that you didn't tip the neanderthal after that, and I also hope you reminded him that those plying their trade below the Premiership are officially classed as diddy teams. I love winding them up further by asking who their big team is, hours of fun. By the time you get round to reminding them that Rangers were liquidated, refer to the new team as The Rangers (or The Sevco), then they're usually foaming at the mouth. Job done.

Don't know about the fox in the box, but slippers McConalogue was clearly the cnut up front.

Brain dead idiot or visionary? You omitted the third option, a senile fud. I had been warming to the wee dick over the last year, but these comments are clearly the ramblings of an establishment imbecile. We're heading for an expanded Premiership next year should certain teams fail to get promoted. And Motherwell will once again escape relegation should they finish bottom. The media campaign has clearly started. The sooner those in charge at the SFA get booted out the better, looks like we can included this deluded idiot in the clearout.

FFS Bannigan......man without a feckin brain.....

That's a great suggestion, I'd be very happy with that.

It's getting nearer to payday Will. Good financial management and prudence have ensured this month's budgetary targets have been exceeded, and I'll be able to increase my original tenner to twenty pounds. I am pleased Mr Speaker, to commend this budget to the House. Target reached?

I can only imagine that he doesn't look forward to the family gatherings very much as I'm guessing that you'll be relentless in your piss taking! Serves him right.

Jesus H. Christ, not you too....WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL JAAAAAAAAGGGGGG. Some of these conniving basses will be back for seconds if something ain't done, no doubt about that...

WILL....WILLJAG...WHERE ARE YOU? GET IN HERE QUICK, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE FOR FUXACHE

Ohhhhhhhh, youse are all getting it once Mr Mod logs in, no doubt about it. Bad boys, very bad boys. Now bend over and prepare to receive your punishment.

Please put me down for a tenner as well, Will. Thanks for organising.

Charlotte Church, that's one church I wouldn't mind entering three times a week. Twice on Sunday's.

FFS, LOL...I see wot you done there my lady. Still there a day later, I once again salute your indefatigability, your courage and your persistence.

Aw naw, Will's going to be busy again... John Flood

I'm sure I used to go out with her a couple of years ago. Nearly broke her back.

Not sure that a Victorian moustache is the way to go, but I appreciate the effort :-)

" the look of a worn out testicle suffering from the early remnants of impending alopecia." Harold Pinter would be proud, well done Sir! Edited to add: Now that I think about it, he would probably have referred to "the look of a fackin worn out testicle, suffering from the early remnants of impending fackin alopecia". But you're close enough to win this years Pinter Memorial Prize.

I don't know what I'm going on about really, since I live in Lanark! Just pulling your wire mate, it's been a bad weekend!

You live in Neilston, ehh? I found pair of six fingered gloves when I was walking in Paisley. Are they yours?

Of the teams that can afford his wages, I can't see any of them wanting him to be honest. I may be wrong of course (it has been known), but if he's wanting to stay in Scotland he may not have that many options open to him. If that's the case, we may have as good a chance as anyone else of signing him for a year.

Good luck to the young jags.