The Sons of Somner

Moot point Twinny...if his lips are moving, he's inevitably talking pish.

Ronnie Sheed...do I get a prize?

Bloody hell, seeing a Thistle win and getting yer nadgers on the same day. You lucky man. You lucky, lucky man...

Great post is this, hmmmmmm

Kiss ma swingers, ya bass... :-)

I know it's xmas and all that, but I wish someone would close this thread and let it die. It gives me palpitations every time I see the thread title sitting near the top of the forum.

"Best two minutes of her life over the nearest beer barrel". Jeez oh man, will you be doing it twice?!! Well done indeed, Sir. I'd be satisfied showing her my baldy half incher.

The added bonus of buying this excellent product via Easyfundraising is that you don't have to be dressed like a fud in order to go in to Topman.

Mmmnnnn, mentalist you are....

Even removing my rose tinted specs, this is a good idea. An old, experienced warhorse. I don't think too much is needed in addition, a tweaking of the tactics for sure. I'm not even sure anther striker is needed if tactics are reviewed and confidence returns, and a gritty centre half is added.

I'm guessing that the Savoy must be the modern day equivilant of Cleopatra's. I did have some interesting nights there in my youth. On one occasion I was invited back to a young 'lady's' boudoir, and it turned out to be one of the most traumatic experiences of my life. Looking back, balancing things up, I think I was probably sexually abused that night. And she also had a f@nny like a wizard's sleeve, which didn't help. Still traumatised to this day thinking about it.

"Ahem" (whispers in Angry Gaz's ear)..."What night is slappers' night? My friend wants to know"

Make sure you qualify by fulfilling one of the essential criteria. Thistle ties now available from Firhill - details on the club homepage.

Jeezo, never knew Simon Weston played for us.

You can't miss them. Look for the guys launching the red and yellow flares, and the wash hand basins are right behind them.

I received the moving email as well. Since I've asked to be moved to the excellent main stand, where are other folk buying their fire retardant suit from, or is there somewhere local that hires them out by the hour? I'll also be bringing just the one yellow flare for this game, anyone bringing a red one?

I did read this one all the way through...well said Sir, back on track! :-)

I usually quite enjoy your posts, but sorry, I stopped reading this one after your first sentence. I'm not making Dools the fall guy by any manner of means but come off it, superb? Fuxache.

Shit, just read the names Sandy Hodge and McConalogue in the same thread. Must...go...and...lie...down... NURSE, WHERE'S MY GODDAM PILLS? And thank you to the Weirs for their wonderful donation.

I agree, and not too dissimilar to Firhill (or how it could look)

FFS...unbelievable.

Your good lady is a size 10/12? You lucky fugger. If Mrs Sons of Somner wanted to sport something natty with regard to Jags wear, I'd have to contact Billy Smart to see if he had an old marquee kicking about that he no longer uses. Does anyone know if TTS sell red and yellow moo moos?

The Girvan Shytehouse

The twat Crannie who played left back under Bertie Vogts. Why's he not included?

I thought this was going to be the result of this/last months Centenary Fund draw. Should have known better...