Richard Nixon

Thank god that's over. One for the masochists. Still, we've retained a positive goal difference and Dundee United got humped, ha ha.

NO, THAT WASN'T A "BLATANT PENALTY" YOU SHOWER OF *****

Sliced open there, ouch.

Celtic's a team of angels, I'm telling you!

According to the Celtic commentary, he's been completely biased against them, apparently ...

Stonewall penalty, Craigen straight off. No complaints. Should have just let Celtic score.

Oh well. Let's try to avoid any more sendings off or bookings and just forget the rest.

Disaster for Thistle, in every way possible.

OOFT! Chance!

Oh wow, that is some shocking commentary, isn't it? 'Partick' are "shell-shocked" and "struggling to cope" AFTER TWO MINUTES OF PLAY? What a bunch of fannies. Oh, and they just got Osman and Lawless mixed up. Good stuff.

That's tongue in cheek, right? You got a few bites, so fair play to you. Please don't quote that idiot, my eyes don't need to be poisoned even glancing at his shite. I read just enough to see he still thinks it's the height of intelligence to come up with 'comedy' names for posters he doesn't agree with. F**king child.

It'll be a right boot in the haw maws if we were to finish 10th again ... but will Ross County ever stop winning?

I think you're forgetting that the Championship is the most exciting, most competitive league in Scotland this year.

About time St Murren tasted the lower leagues again. It's our era of inexplicably staying at the top for seasons upon seasons!

Can you properly date the origins of any of these cliches? Are any of them solely of this new century?

"To be fair" "At the end of the day" Listen to any football phone-in and play a drinking game using just those two phrases and you'll end up in A&E.

Keep up the moaning that we didn't take all three, though! There's standards to be kept on this forum!

A point's a point, is a point.

Let's align ourselves with Brazil.

Slagging off Inverness for having a "piss-poor" support ... would Firhill be bursting at the seams if we were bobbing about second or third in the league? I highly doubt it.

Well, why bother doing anything.

We could always try one of those "pay what you can" days.

Admittedly not knowing the precise home supports of clubs, only the overall attendances so far this season, will probably confuse the figures, but as far as I can see, the Dundee clubs draw in 9.5% of the city to see them. Aberdeen attracts around 6% of the city to Pittodrie. On the other hand, 0.5% of Glasgow are interested in Thistle. Of course, Clyde, Clydebank, Hamilton, Motherwell, Airdrie, St Mirren and Greenock will all have similarly suffered losses to the Old Firm disproportionately to the rest of the country (though you'll still find a Celtic shop in every town in the country). What will change this? Maybe a nicer stadium and some silverware? Neither did bugger all for St Mirren, really.

Thistle must have one of the worst supports-to-city-size ratios in the country. Is this just because the Old Firm strangle the life out of everything in the whole area?

Where's everyone that said he's the worst footballer ever to play for the club?