Norman

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One has to wonder, with both Dunfermline and Hearts in financial meltdown, whether Jim Jefferies is the Scottish Harry Redknapp?

Morton's ground is not SPL compliant, whereas Dundee's is.

They've just forgotten to remove the condition when Morton dropped out of the picture. Surprisingly, Cappielow does not meet SPL criteria.

I still refuse to believe he really exists and will continue to do so until Brian Dunning tells me otherwise.

It costs less than 20 cigarettes a day for a week or a fortnight's worth of coffees from Starbucks, but many people wouldn't baulk at either of those expenditures. I've had my scarf for about 4 years and it still looks and feels great. And no, I don't work for the company.

I think you'll find it is still identical to the Watford scarf they offer.

I have one, but didn't pay quite as much as that for it. If you've paid that kind of money for it you do, however, have very good reason to check before leaving the pub that it is still in your possession.

90/91 Last season sharing Firhill with Clyde. 91/92 Promoted to top tier. 00/01 Last season sharing Firhill with Hamilton. 01/02 Promoted to top tier. 11/12 Last season sharing Firhill with Warriors. 12/13 Promoted to top tier. It's destiny!

I'm sure that when he's managing Scotland at the 2026 World Cup Finals, we'll all be claiming him as one of ours. In the meantime, I have confidence in our players. Whatever we may think of Jackie's abilities, he's not solely responsible for our success this season.

If only he showed the kind of loyalty you do! Or does a 12 month gap excuse your hipocrisy?

I think he means that if we assume that every Rangers or Celtic fan is bigoted, we become part of the problem instead of part of the solution. Let's build bridges instead of walls.

I can see how the 2 questions could get very different results. It's the same as when a politician starts a sentence with "Any right-minded person can see that ...", they're going to get more agreement from their audience. If he was that determined to get a "Yes" vote, he could always have gone for the false dichotomy ... "Should Scotland be an independent country or should we continue to be subjugated by the English?"

4 pies? Now we know who's been clearing out the kiosks by half-time!

Discussed to death already

So teams that currently play poorly in their first 22 games of the season and find themselves in the bottom four have no threat of relegation whatsoever?

The shop is on Frederick Street, opposite the Skipton Building Society and has been there since mid-November. 2010/11 tops (paint stripe and camouflage) were £10, Black and red trackies were £20

^^^ Got drunk at New Year ^^^

Someone ought to have a word with the guy on the tannoy who provided in one memorable announcement 1. The car registration number 2. The make of car 3. The name of the street it was parked on 4, The fact its windows had been left open Surely the first two of these along with an instruction to contact a steward would have served the same purpose without alerting any local miscreants of potential easy pickings.

I don't think we're playing any worse than we were at the start of the season when we had the long unbeaten run. I suspect that the other teams have worked out how to play us. We've been rumbled! If so, we now face the test of how good a team and manager we really have - Can we play a different style that gets us back on a winning track?

Ally Ally Oxen Free? Is it the guy at work who's called Ally or the 70's Thistle player? Or is it an elaborate set-up for a Meatloaf song title? If it is, that's OK. After all, Everything Is Permitted.

Oh, For Crying Out Loud!

BJ, You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth.

... or go away somewhere sunnier and warmer to train in more pleasant conditions without the exertions of competitive games.