a Rangers fan and a Celtic fan wer driving and their cars collided. To their amazement neither is hurt but both cars are write offs. In celebration of their good fortune they agree to put their differences aside from that moment on and the Celtic fan manages to prise open his boot and extract a bottle of 12 year olg whisky. He hands it to the Rangers fan who exclaims "may the h*ns and Tims live together in peace and harmony" and then gulps down half the bottle. He goes to hand the bottle to the Celtic fan who replies "No thanks, I'll just wait till the police get here!"