That will be a wonderful event.... English rugby ex-captain making inane remarks to English cricket ex-captain, or something like that, with Sue Barker going "Tee hee hee.", aimed at middle England BBC audience.
Or you could have Alan Rough slagging off Kenny Dalglish, Davie McP telling it like it is when we put the tims to the sword, Denis McQuade reminding us again of how he bamboozled the Pope's 11's defence.....etc.etc., and probably for the last time in our life.....
Red and yella everywhere........
Anyway, have a nice evening with Sue & Co.