Jaggernaut

I noticed last week that the big Ignis banner that used to be in the main stand had gone.

Fair enough. Wouldn't fancy being in Scott Fox's shoes, though....: http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jun2009/0/4/image-11-for-the-worst-football-kits-ever-gallery-147145552.jpg

I'd like to wave goodbye to bad fish, sea, and canal puns. Never got that on ptfc.net.

I thought all the terrible puns were finished, but then you had to put your oar in.

If it means that shots over the bar win points then we could quickly become European Champions.

Brilliant!

Photies even more excellent than usual. By the way, did anybody catch the winning number in the 0-0 draw?

That pretty much settles it. Let' forget about Bonferroni. And let's hope that Tom picks this up for a riveting page in the programme: the proof that Falkirk are dirty cluggers!

Both signings are good news! And both players may well want to stay if we look like getting promoted........

On the plus side, the announcements and music were better than usual.

Buchanan, Boyle,...who will Dunfermline take from us next?

These puns are getting progressively more desperate. But I harbour no grudge.

No atmosphere whatsoever at Firhill last night.

Somebody told me once about a bar in Glasgow in which all the tables and seats were in the shells of Volkswagen beetles. Anybody any information on that one?

How many more canal puns will get dredged up on here?

Ach, this is now far enough in the distant past to revive the memory. Absolutely true: after a heavy evening of drinking, in the last bar I made eye contact with a girl who'd clearly also been heavily drinking. We met up. Clearly a "6-pinter", and I was probably in the same category as far as she was concerned, but we started chatting. While we were talking I was so drunk that I could hardly focus on her, and I noticed that she seemed to have similar problems. But we got on well, and eventually went back to my place. During our goings on, she said that she wanted to take a closer look at "it". I gave her the go ahead, then watched in speechless astonishment as she pulled her right "eye" out (it was artifical!) and held it closer. My speech was already slurred due to the alcohol, but I think that was the only time I've ever been reduced to what must have sounded like a gibbering, inarticulate village idiot.

Good. We beat them away on Saturday, and get a bigger crowd next Tuesday than we were going to get tonight.

Time for a retractable cover to be erected of the Temple of Firhill.

Surely the winning yarn!

Yes, but the "tradition" is that QP own Hampden, and they have always played in the main stadium. If they didn't, the pitch would get used no more than 7 or 8 times a year!

Guilty of repetition. Sentence: walking the plank.

Maybe the tatties are beginning to ripen, and the groundsman doesn't want them trampled at this delicate stage.

Should've gone non-parametric there, I'd have thought.....

And he has a lot of nollydge about the matter.

I bet it hasn't.