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Tried the beard thing, but I hated it. Felt even scruffier than usual, and its disgusting when you're dinner sticks to it.

 

Why are so many men growing beards in the days of efficent razors? Girls should ban beards IMO.

 

How exactly do you set about tackling your dinner that gets it to stick to your beard? I've been trying for some time (so that I can suck on bits of it later as a snack), but failing, and I don't want to just opt for the unsophisticated chin-in-the-plate manoeuvre.

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Used to sport a long one worthy of ZZ Top (with hair to match), but gradually shortened it to be more appropriate for my professional surroundings. Then, as whiteness started to take over, I trimmed the mother right down to barely a stubble, which is the current state of play. Don't see me ever getting rid of it completely, as I look even more of a tube without it.

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I'm starting to worry that if i travel on public transport worth a rucksack I'll get all sorts of suspicious looks.

 

Last summer coming home from Amsterdam, the passport control guy looked at my passport photo, then back at me, and asked "are you a member of Al-Qaeda?" and I laughed nervously and declined. Apart from that, I love having a beard.

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Last summer coming home from Amsterdam, the passport control guy looked at my passport photo, then back at me, and asked "are you a member of Al-Qaeda?" and I laughed nervously and declined. Apart from that, I love having a beard.

 

If you'd joined in the joke, said "Yes, and I have a bomb in my jacket," then the passport control guy's demeanour would of course have immediately changed. Too much power.

 

 

ETA: On further reflection, maybe it was a genuine question!

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