sigesige00 Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 When I saw some football videos at YouTube, the players' pants are short. However, today football pants are longer and cover the thighs. Do you know what is the reason? In Japan, Bulmer had been widely used by schoolgirls, today Bulmer are rarely used because schoolgirls do not like it. Many schoolgirl-fetishists love Bulmer, but they cannot change the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i@n Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 This made me laugh and cry at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamiltonjag Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Shorts have stayed the same length. It's just the players who have got smaller. This can be evidenced simply and effectively using our own team..... Colin McAdam - shorts looked tight enough to rip Liam Buchanan - baggy as f*** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy davie Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 This made me laugh and cry at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 When I saw some football videos at YouTube, the players' pants are short. However, today football pants are longer and cover the thighs. Do you know what is the reason? In Japan, Bulmer had been widely used by schoolgirls, today Bulmer are rarely used because schoolgirls do not like it. Many schoolgirl-fetishists love Bulmer, but they cannot change the situation. So you're saying that football shorts are longer because Japanese schoolgirls don't drink Bulmer anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigesige00 Posted December 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 So you're saying that football shorts are longer because Japanese schoolgirls don't drink Bulmer anymore? Bulmer is not something to drink. Bulmer is shorts which does not cover the thigh. Since many shy girls disliked it, it is rarely used today. I think that gays liked the shorter and tight shorts, but their voice is not heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamiltonjag Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 I think that gays liked the shorter and tight shorts, but their voice is not heard. Cos it's too high-pitched only dogs can hear it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda-jag Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Bulmer is not something to drink. Bulmer is shorts which does not cover the thigh. Since many shy girls disliked it, it is rarely used today. I think that gays liked the shorter and tight shorts, but their voice is not heard. A job for you, I have. Wikipedia seems unaware of the existence of Bulmer you purport to know of. You should educate the world and correct this anomaly, I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKennan Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Dear Santa, Please put Siggie in charge of club communications. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 I'm not sure whether it's the effects of the festive season or the mixture of Naproxen and Co-Codamol I've been taking for my sore back, but I'm completely lost with this thread. Pardon my naivety, but are these "schoolgirl-fetishists" people who have a fetish about schoolgirls or schoolgirls who have fetishes? I would try Googling for "Bulmer shorts", but I'm worried I'd end up getting very odd targeted adverts the next time I'm on the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 "Bulmer" in a Japanese accent is actually what we would call "bloomers". Put that into google images along with Japan and you'll be enlightened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gianlucatoni Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 When I saw some football videos at YouTube, the players' pants are short. However, today football pants are longer and cover the thighs. Do you know what is the reason? In Japan, Bulmer had been widely used by schoolgirls, today Bulmer are rarely used because schoolgirls do not like it. Many schoolgirl-fetishists love Bulmer, but they cannot change the situation. And the end of year schoolgirl-fetishist-fish-loving-anti-imperialist-bellshill-revolutionary award goes to sig-sig. one crazy fkin mixed up barsted mofo you are - but I think you are trying to be pleasant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigesige00 Posted December 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 Pardon my naivety, but are these "schoolgirl-fetishists" people who have a fetish about schoolgirls or schoolgirls who have fetishes? I would try Googling for "Bulmer shorts", but I'm worried I'd end up getting very odd targeted adverts the next time I'm on the forum. "Schoolgirl-fetishists" means people who have a fetish about schoolgirls. They are often seen dangerous for schoolgirls, and even arrested for having sex with schoolgirls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigesige00 Posted December 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 Cos it's too high-pitched only dogs can hear it? of course not. By the way, when the pants were shorter, Rugby had an image of gay sport in Japan. This is something to do with the reason the pants have become longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 "Schoolgirl-fetishists" means people who have a fetish about schoolgirls. They are often seen dangerous for schoolgirls, and even arrested for having sex with schoolgirls. Perhaps they could be discouraged by having them fantasise about rugby players in short shorts instead? Although they might then get very confused if they saw schoolgirls playing rugby. It's a veritable minefield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigesige00 Posted December 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 Perhaps they could be discouraged by having them fantasise about rugby players in short shorts instead? Although they might then get very confused if they saw schoolgirls playing rugby. It's a veritable minefield. In Japan, the number of women Rugby players is extremely limited, in comparison with Association Football. And even men's Rugby is quite less popular than in the countries like Scotland. There is no professional league, and the Top League of Japanese Rugby is composed of company-teams like Suntory and Toyota. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Devil's Point Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 In Japan, the number of women Rugby players is extremely limited, in comparison with Association Football. And even men's Rugby is quite less popular than in the countries like Scotland. There is no professional league, and the Top League of Japanese Rugby is composed of company-teams like Suntory and Toyota. With OKI Europe Ltd's investment in Cumbernauld, you'd think we'd have seen at least one decent sporting side come out of that area of the country by now. Cumbernauld Ladies Rugby Club. The mind Googles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meister Jag Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 of course not. By the way, when the pants were shorter, Rugby had an image of gay sport in Japan. This is something to do with the reason the pants have become longer. Sigesige00, are you suggesting that all Japanese rugby players and followers are gay and that they were turned on by shorter shorts? What does the longer pant do that the shorter one doesn't or is there something that you're not telling us about the average (or should that be not so average Japanese male? Think I read that rugby was huge in Japan - more players than in the UK; so does this mean that in your country most rugby players are gay? Do you have gay-only rugby teams and leagues? I take it that you're comfortable with all of this and that the notion of a 15-a-side homosexual tussle with a ball doesn't offend you too much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigesige00 Posted December 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 With OKI Europe Ltd's investment in Cumbernauld, you'd think we'd have seen at least one decent sporting side come out of that area of the country by now. Cumbernauld Ladies Rugby Club. The mind Googles. I do not find Cumbernauld Ladies Rugby Club. Perhaps Cumbernauld Rugby Football & Sports Club has the Ladies section? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigesige00 Posted December 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Sigesige00, are you suggesting that all Japanese rugby players and followers are gay and that they were turned on by shorter shorts? What does the longer pant do that the shorter one doesn't or is there something that you're not telling us about the average (or should that be not so average Japanese male? Think I read that rugby was huge in Japan - more players than in the UK; so does this mean that in your country most rugby players are gay? Do you have gay-only rugby teams and leagues? I take it that you're comfortable with all of this and that the notion of a 15-a-side homosexual tussle with a ball doesn't offend you too much? >are you suggesting that all Japanese rugby players and followers are gay Of course no, but when Rugby shorts were shorter Rugby was more popular among gays. Same as heterosexual men like shorter pants/skirts of girls. In the last few decades the skirts of Japanese schoolgirls have become shorter and shorter. They wear short skirt even in the mid winter. >Do you have gay-only rugby teams and leagues? I have never heard of a gay-only team, but I found gay Rugby players in the gay boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meister Jag Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 I have never heard of a gay-only team, but I found gay Rugby players in the gay boards. Okay Siegey, take your word for it... each to his own and all that ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 And finally, the truth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rednyellowarmy Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 i thought it was because of James Grady.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggy1967 Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 (edited) When I saw some football videos at YouTube, the players' pants are short. However, today football pants are longer and cover the thighs. Do you know what is the reason? In Japan, Bulmer had been widely used by schoolgirls, today Bulmer are rarely used because schoolgirls do not like it. Many schoolgirl-fetishists love Bulmer, but they cannot change the situation. Tom thinks ...yer an arse! !! Edited February 25, 2011 by Jaggy1967 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stillresigned Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Shorts have stayed the same length. It's just the players who have got smaller. This can be evidenced simply and effectively using our own team..... Colin McAdam - shorts looked tight enough to rip Liam Buchanan - baggy as f*** An enlightening contribution which adds significantly to the level of knowledge about the subject! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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