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people who trip up but don't actually fall over ... they stumble a bit - regain their balance - and then try and act all cool and jack the fkin lad in the few steps hoping nobody's clocked their flat footed stupidity.

 

Just like when at training (be it football or any sport with goals really), when you see a team-mate warming up taking a shot at an empty net with the ball going miles off target, before glancing around the pitch to see if anybody was watching.

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Just like when at training (be it football or any sport with goals really), when you see a team-mate warming up taking a shot at an empty net with the ball going miles off target, before glancing around the pitch to see if anybody was watching.

 

Do you do that a lot :P

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People letting out what they thought would be a quiet fart and it makes a little squeaky noise, and usually drags on because they're letting it out so slowly but all of it makes noise.

 

And then you know you should ignore it to be polite but someone always has to go "was that you" to the offender.

 

Usually best in meetings...

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Seeing a car that was worth £1,000 that's had about £5,000 spent "pimping it up" and is probably now worth roughly £1,000.

 

And enjoying the fact that the idiot driving it has to spend several thousand pounds a year on insurance and is still driving round the Edinburgh bypass at 5 miles an hour with the rest of us.

 

And then laughing because the idiot driving it has over-tuned it so he has to hit 3,000 revs in order to stop it stalling in first gear each time he moves 10 yards before stopping again.

 

And then laughing when I notice the damage that's been done to the body kit due to speed bumps, kerbs and the lowered suspension.

 

All hail, Tim Westwood! You made my day!

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