Chicofan Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Women trying to run in high heels So folks what are yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggyman Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Women who go out in really short skirts and spend the rest of the evening trying to pull them down a bit in case they are showing to much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gianlucatoni Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Women trying to parallel park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicofan Posted May 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 fat people trying to squeeze on seats on buses or trains...although I don't find it funny when they try and sit next to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gianlucatoni Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 people who trip up but don't actually fall over ... they stumble a bit - regain their balance - and then try and act all cool and jack the fkin lad in the few steps hoping nobody's clocked their flat footed stupidity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Dundee stewards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinny Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 people who trip up but don't actually fall over ... they stumble a bit - regain their balance - and then try and act all cool and jack the fkin lad in the few steps hoping nobody's clocked their flat footed stupidity. Just like when at training (be it football or any sport with goals really), when you see a team-mate warming up taking a shot at an empty net with the ball going miles off target, before glancing around the pitch to see if anybody was watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Just like when at training (be it football or any sport with goals really), when you see a team-mate warming up taking a shot at an empty net with the ball going miles off target, before glancing around the pitch to see if anybody was watching. Do you do that a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinny Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Do you do that a lot In water polo yes...I'm a goalie in football though so I'm usually the one laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gianlucatoni Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Women trying to run in high heels So folks what are yours? However women running in high heels who have big jugs - surely a sight to lift any blokes spirits eh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.D Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 However women running in high heels who have big jugs - surely a sight to lift any blokes spirits eh! Canny whack a ferr perr of bouncers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gianlucatoni Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 peachy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Skanky wee neds with their bull terriers NOT on leads and behaving themselves. The owner all full of themselves walking 20 foot behind the dog looking like "look at me my dog doesn't need a lead !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mediocre Pundit Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 People letting out what they thought would be a quiet fart and it makes a little squeaky noise, and usually drags on because they're letting it out so slowly but all of it makes noise. And then you know you should ignore it to be polite but someone always has to go "was that you" to the offender. Usually best in meetings... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Seeing a car that was worth £1,000 that's had about £5,000 spent "pimping it up" and is probably now worth roughly £1,000. And enjoying the fact that the idiot driving it has to spend several thousand pounds a year on insurance and is still driving round the Edinburgh bypass at 5 miles an hour with the rest of us. And then laughing because the idiot driving it has over-tuned it so he has to hit 3,000 revs in order to stop it stalling in first gear each time he moves 10 yards before stopping again. And then laughing when I notice the damage that's been done to the body kit due to speed bumps, kerbs and the lowered suspension. All hail, Tim Westwood! You made my day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozjag Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Fat people drinking Diet Coke! ha ha ha........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicofan Posted May 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Fat people drinking Diet Coke! ha ha ha........ and eating a pie supper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gianlucatoni Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 ... or 2 cheeseburgers, a quaterpounder with cheese, large fries, a cadburys caramel mcflurry ... and a diet coke ffs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volcanic Gash Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Punters talking to the polis outside the pub trying to act sober when they are clearly pished and giving their account of an incident that the polis have been called to investigate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spam Valley Jag Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Women trying to run in high heels So folks what are yours? Women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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