phoenix1876 Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 You apply for the job. Shock & Horror you get it what changes would you make, tactics wise, who would you sign given a budget of 0 lol what improvements would you make Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collins Out! Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I would tidy up the bing end and install a huge floral clock; which would become the talk of world football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I would tidy up the bing end and install a huge floral clock; which would become the talk of world football. Brilliant. Presumably you'd need time for it all to come together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady-isobel-barnett Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 1/Grand idea about the bing . As manager I'd go with the floral clock but insist on it being digital. 2/A hedge. a)I'd also favour a Brechin style hedge to run the length of the pitch opposite the JHS. I'm no horticulturalist but I believe beech would be suitable as there's no thorns and little chance of a player's top snarling-up. b)The teams could run out thru a natural archway in the hedge. I as a manager, apart from results, want to see the product we serve up more ascetically pleasing and I strongly believe that a beech hedge is a must in modern football. c)Get rid of those tacky dugouts and get some decent wrought iron benches built into the hedge. I'd send Robert Reid to buy them out of Focus on pensioner's discount day. d)As a manager I'm very ambitious and have big plans for Thistle. With that in mind I'd train the beech hedge such that it grows to the size of yon one up at Meikleour near Blairgowrie. That way the Main Stand can be knocked down by those propco people outwith the view of us supporters. Whether we can grow the hedge to a suitable size in the timescale provided is a cause for concern that's why I, as a manager, would have a 50 year plan to take the Club forward. 3/ I'd appoint Gardner Speirs as my assistant not just for his vast football knowledge but also his name sounds like he knows a thing or two about hedges. 4/On matchdays I'm never sure whether I like a manager to be wearing a track suit or a flashy suit so I would wear a tailored jacket with tracky bottoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 At last the seeds are being sown for the right way to see Thistle (and beech hedges) grow and come to fruition. But will anybody plough money into it? After all, we've a good crop of youngsters coming through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bunny Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 (edited) If we can find a loophole in the laws of the game we could build a maze on the pitch. Only our own players would know their way round it and it would give us a terrific advantage (naturally fans would have to stick to the higher seats in the ground to see what was going on). Build it out of bamboo - technically that's a kind of grass so we might get away with it. Also we could use it as wildlife preserve for pandas when no games are played. Edited April 28, 2011 by Mr Bunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady-isobel-barnett Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 If we can find a loophole in the laws of the game we could build a maze on the pitch. Only our own players would know their way round it and it would give us a terrific advantage (naturally fans would have to stick to the higher seats in the ground to see what was going on). Build it out of bamboo - technically that's a kind of grass so we might get away with it. Also we could use it as wildlife preserve for pandas when no games are played. I e mailed the Club with something similar to that months ago. Still awaiting the courtesy of a reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I e mailed the Club with something similar to that months ago. Still awaiting the courtesy of a reply They're always hedging their bets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I would tidy up the bing end and install a huge floral clock; which would become the tick-tock of world football. Jaiket on followed by a B1 oot the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kni Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I would use the bing to grow pitch standard grass to repair the pitch at the appropriate time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 (edited) I would use the bing to grow pitch standard grass to repair the pitch at the appropriate time. Firhill, the Centre of Excellence for facultative turf transplant technology and futuristic turf on pitch (FTOF). Sounds good. Edited April 29, 2011 by Jaggernaut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partickthedog Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Players could sit on the hedge for a rest if they were feeling bushed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady-isobel-barnett Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Players could sit on the hedge for a rest if they were feeling bushed ...or just wanted a few privet moments to themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BermondseyBoy Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 GET RID OF DONNELLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix1876 Posted April 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 GET RID OF DONNELLY i burst out laughing at that. i loved how the post took an insane direction of hedges and bushes like completely LMAO then this just brings it all back lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigesige00 Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 You apply for the job. Shock & Horror you get it what changes would you make, tactics wise, who would you sign given a budget of 0 lol what improvements would you make Do you mean that the current manager really does not do his job well? I think that PTFC shoud pay more money for defenders, not manager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix1876 Posted April 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Do you mean that the current manager really does not do his job well? I think that PTFC shoud pay more money for defenders, not manager. aye mate thats exactly what im saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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