Exiled AusJag Posted May 26, 2012 Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 Last night my wife and myself watched the first semifinal of the eurovision song contest with my daughter and son in law. It seemed to get better after a few wines!!! We're watching the second semifinal now (delayed for Australia). It's like picking at a scab. You know you shouldn't do it, it's painful, but you just can't stop yourself. And tomorrow night, delayed again, Engelbert Humperdink sings for Britain. My gran thought he was wonderful, and she died in 1978. Will it be Cliff Richard next year?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gianlucatoni Posted May 26, 2012 Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 Last night my wife and myself watched the first semifinal of the eurovision song contest with my daughter and son in law. It seemed to get better after a few wines!!! We're watching the second semifinal now (delayed for Australia). It's like picking at a scab. You know you shouldn't do it, it's painful, but you just can't stop yourself. And tomorrow night, delayed again, Engelbert Humperdink sings for Britain. My gran thought he was wonderful, and she died in 1978. Will it be Cliff Richard next year?????? are you gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled AusJag Posted May 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 (edited) are you gay? Do you argue with your wife and daughter when they want to watch something? I even had to go to IKEA yesterday as a muscle injury has put me out from refereeing for a couple of weeks. It's called sufference! Edited May 27, 2012 by Exiled AusJag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamiltonjag Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 Do you argue with your wife and daughter when they want to watch something? I even had to go to IKEA yesterday as a muscle injury has put me out from refereeing for a couple of weeks. It's called sufference! Take that as a knock-back Gianlucatoni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 A bit of a runaway victory for Sweden, and their Kate Bush-Katy Perry tribute act. Engel was embarrassing, it has to be said. Sure he can still sing (a bit) at 76, but it gave the impression that the UK is still in the 60s or 70s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gianlucatoni Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Do you argue with your wife and daughter when they want to watch something? I even had to go to IKEA yesterday as a muscle injury has put me out from refereeing for a couple of weeks. Nope - never ever argue - I have several TVs! Now you're out with a dodgy hammy get yourself down to the TV shop and treat yourself to a big 42 incher! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAWB Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 treat yourself to a big 42 incher! are you gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gianlucatoni Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 are you gay? my euphamism lost on the masses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 (edited) are you gay? There's a very simple test for this. Q1. Would you ever wear a pink shirt? a ) No, only gays wear pink. b ) No, pink is so last year's colour. Lavender and Cornflower Blue are in this season. c ) Yes, it accentuates my cheekbones and complements my eye colour. d ) Yes, it's just a colour. If you answered a,b or c, score 10 points. If you answered d, score -10 points. Q2. Do you fantasise about or participate in sexual activities with other men? a ) Yes b ) No If you answered a, score 10,000,000 points. If you answered b, score -10,000,000 points. Now simply tally up your score and see whether you're batting for the home team or not. Edited June 1, 2012 by Norman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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