Tam Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 The north of England will experience severe flooding over the next 24 hours. This is due to the whole of Scotland p*ssing themselves laughing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jagtastic Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 I heard we are to expect a rather large shower of sh**e that is heading over from Africa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaleGreySky Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 If the English team is a shower of shite, what is the Scotland team? A flood of biblical proportions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow & Redneck Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 If the English team is a shower of shite, what is the Scotland team? A flood of biblical proportions? I think a George Burley led Scotland team could have destroyed England at this World Cup, they were simply awful!...Well maybe not George, but Berti maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santana Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 The north of England will experience severe flooding over the next 24 hours. This is due to the whole of Scotland p*ssing themselves laughing! Along with some cringy shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jagtastic Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 If the English team is a shower of shite, what is the Scotland team? A flood of biblical proportions? If you like. I wasn't trying to draw a comparison to be honest, just passing on a joke I was sent that is similar to that in the first post and I thought the OP may be interested in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rid Skwerr Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Knicked from another web site and maybe a wee bit out of date, now....... Osama bin Laden has just released a new tv message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performace on saturday was completely s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years. I was just playing as England on FIFA World Cup 2010 on the PS3 and was shocked at how realistic it is... Then I realised I'd accidentally turned my controller off. I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian. I went to the Doctors and It turns out I have the Rob Green virus. No Idea how I caught it. When ITV HD said showing adverts when England score will never happen again, I thought they meant they'd fixed a f@cking technical problem. The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning, "its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6. Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green. What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill? - Robert Green has got a cap for his. What's the difference between Robert Green and Hitler? - Hitler only ended the hopes of 6 million people. Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa without catching anything. Just seen the new Shrek film. Awful. Shrek does nothing for 90 minutes then has a go at the audience for booing! I'm shocked at Wayne Rooney's outburst after the Algeria game. Who knew he could even string a sentence together! Q."What's the difference between England and a bucket of s**t?" A."The bucket" Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied, "No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it out..." Fabio Capello told Wayne Rooney to have a long look at himself in the mirror. Like that's going to improve his confidence? The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his way into the dressing room. South Africa police have been concerned about drug dealers,thieves and drug fiends during the world cup - A spokesman announced that things should improve when John Terry and his family go home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Shot Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Along with some cringy shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gianlucatoni Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 John Terry - sweaty foreheaded foetal alcohol twat! Watch out John it's a big German bye kick and you're out of position again - oops - 1-0! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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