Graemei Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 The sensationalism of the most banal stuff on the same channel. It's so funny when they build up news of something big happening and then in the end there is nothing of note to talk about - yet they can still spend hours and hours discussing it anyway. Yeah it's awful, when Jeff asks them what happened you often get something like "Well Jeff, Milner almost played a blinder of a pass to Young which would have released him to pass or shoot, but it was intercepted and nothing came of it" To hear is to obey..... 321. They'll knock down the hole in the wall. 322. I'll never forgive the day. 323. One night at eight o'clock in the morning. 324. This is what happens when you give someone an eighth of an inch they take half an inch. 325. I've got some scope up my sleeve. 326. Hell forgive me. 327. You never know what's happening up your sleeve. 328. Hell bells me. 329. Once we get the thing off the air. 330. The "heid" plumber. 331. All this local derby chit-chat. 332. We're living on an ice age. 333. It's all planned moves afoot. 334. Everyone to his own cup of tea. 335. We'll all be sitting biting our thumb. 336. I was sick at them. 337. That's the nature of the game 338. (Police car with) sirens blazing and all that. 339. Partridge in a Fir tree. 340. It all set dry. I feel like I know this guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spider jag Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Wee fuds in school uniforms comin up and askin if you've 'goat any fags, mister?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy davie Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Wee fuds in school uniforms comin up and askin if you've 'goat any fags, mister?' Years and years and years ago outside Firhill just before a game a few wee boys came up to me and said, 'goat any fags mister?'. I said 'sorry boys - you're all too wee'. Then they said, 'goannie geez a lift oo'er?'. I said 'sorry boys - you're all too big.' 'Cunny funt' one of them said, before they sloped off to annoy some other poor bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamiltonjag Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Years and years and years ago outside Firhill just before a game a few wee boys came up to me and said, 'goat any fags mister?'. I said 'sorry boys - you're all too wee'. Then they said, 'goannie geez a lift oo'er?'. I said 'sorry boys - you're all too big.' 'Cunny funt' one of them said, before they sloped off to annoy some other poor bloke. Miserable sod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gianlucatoni Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Miserable sod Ha! pot kettle black! R u joining the SkyRide at the weekend HJ - think of the lycra-clad carnage of 10,000 bikes riding on car-free roads! Nae motors - the way it should be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamiltonjag Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Ha! pot kettle black! Ehhhhh.... wtf has being a miserable sod got to do with being a two-wheeled aficionado of auto erotic activity? Nah. I think I'll give cycling a miss tyvm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gianlucatoni Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Ehhhhh.... wtf has being a miserable sod got to do with being a two-wheeled aficionado of auto erotic activity? Nah. I think I'll give cycling a miss tyvm. might as well put down something that bugs me too - that weather bird (gail mcgrane?) on scotland today with her really annoying accent with elongated americanised bits/drawl on some words - still would though but she'd have to have a tangerine stuffed in her gub to shut her up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberteeb Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 That boring ******* former ref who appears on Sky Sports News most Sundays, he is a total tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rid Skwerr Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 Remember me? Entering the last couple of hundred now..... 341. You never know what's up your sleeve in the next room. 342. That's us back to square-root again. 343. Just to put you in the background. 344. Going around like a bear with a sore a---- 345. The cat calling the kettle black. 346. If you go and ask you get your bottom questioned. 347. You can't see the daylight for the trees 348. I'm just sitting in there as a bystander. 349. They fell a bloody asunder. 350. We're all getting wiser under the belt. 351. His light was in darkness. 352. Stretched a wee bit thinly over the ground. 354. Working like a trooper. 355. My head's going round in circles. 356. Every other second day. 357. Not that that's a skin off their back. 358. You just hit it on the nutshell. 359. I'm sure we're doing it but could you make sure we do it. 360. He'll be over fleeing in my ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKennan Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 Wee fuds in school uniforms comin up and askin if you've 'goat any fags, mister?' That's just you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKennan Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 That boring ******* former ref who appears on Sky Sports News most Sundays, he is a total tosser. Dean Windass. Thick. Shite. Neck. Bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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