I tried, towards the end of the season, to get an Erskine song going to the tune of the Jose Mourinho song, as sang by Chelski fans:
"Ohh Ohh Erkinehio, Ohh Ohh Erskinhio, Ohh Ohh Erskinhio" and so on.... Never really took off tho ha ha.
What about to the tune of Shang-a-lang:
"Kris Dooo-laan, Kris Dooo-laan" and so on...
Yes, im quite lyrically shallow