JobbyMahoney

Not sure why this prehistoric one popped into my head, but anyway What do wellies and George Michael have in common? They both get sucked off in bogs.

I saw the delightful Marvin getting lifted in Kilmarnock on Thursday. He looked jolly pleased with himself.

I ******* LOVE THISTLE

EK's completely artificial!! Byre is a G1 pub, nowt to do with the Keans. Have to disagree about it being pretentious as well. I'd rather go there than run the gauntlet of the town centre or the old mans gaff round the corner!

I smell shite Bit on Newsnight Scotland about the Keans and our MP. Most of it has been in thelocal press for a while now. If there's anybody out there that doesnt think this smells ofshite, may I point them to theSt James Retail Centre in Hairmyres. Won a Carbuncle for worst new Scottish building. Bright yellow, Mediterennan style shopping precinct. No probs with the planners there!! Oh, and Mr McCann had his election office next door, rent free, from Mr Kean too. Hmmm.

Come on Jags. Just clicked live table on sky sports centre and got a mild semi. Good to see Partick Thistle 'B' winning too. Some haddie called Buchanan has scored for Dunfie

Was Taribo West not a centre half?

Surely only offensive if you've wiped yer arse on it first??

What he said. And his painful first name terms bum chumminess whilst commentating.

Airdrie sub

Would you mind terribly reading these letters aloud for us I M T D S thank you ever so much

Excellent choice. All thast missing is chips. Thats my food porn for the night, God I hate diets.

What kind?

Excellent stuff. Also nice to see the brown shoed nob's mob getting a pumping at home.

Good to see two proper strikers in for a game we really need to win. No big Willie though?????

I can exclusively reveal that Sid will be having either a Morrisons microwave curry or a Morrisons 'The Best' (toffs are careless) Mousakka for his tea along with a drink of full fat milk and a read of the soaraway Sun, before going onto play Fifa 11, all whilst wearing Pampers Pull Up nappies. Fact.

Iain Nicolson used to make me vomit too.

I think we've got ourselves a little song for Saturday.

Its closed

If another team tried to do that to us, you'd have a freaking canary. I've taken my 4 year old a few times now, and I'd be willing to pay up to a fiver for him to get in.

The Keans have the local Cooncillors in their back pocket. The local MP got his election HQ rent free from them too. They seem to get planning for all their developments no matter how ridiculous (have you seen the bright yellow Spanish themed shopping centre in Hairmyres?!?!?) The football pitch thing is well underway at Calderglen. Shoudl be finished for spring. Not sure if theres space etc for stands and traffic access for significant amounts of cars, pedestrians etc Should be fine for Clyde then. Boom boom.

Indeed. Its perfectly reasonable in the 21st century for it to take two days to melt some frozen water on the busiest road in Scotland.

This

pedants.