Jaggernaut

I wonder if he'd fancy my old banger.

What's the situation on inbreeding in Japan?

This could end in t ears.

Not only no custom, but no point... Everybody is Kim, Lee, Park, or Choi !

What did the leper say to the prostitute after they'd finished and he'd paid her? "Keep the tip."

That's giving me the "Herman grid illusion": http://www.opticalillusions.co.uk/line-illusions/squares-black-dots/ Boak!

More ideas: stress counsellors, psychiatrists, clinical psychologists, weightwatchers, alcoholics anonymous....

No doubt the Dundee fans will be complaining that this is all part of a plot to put them out of business.

Livingston for relegation. I hope.

Might be a useful get out of jail card.

Of course that would be excellent, but shouldn't it be offered as long as the client is also proven to be making some kind of effort for the club, either a season ticket ( ), centenary fund member, or something like that? Otherwise, everybody and anybody would "qualify" for a discount! So, maybe even a signing on fee isn't a bad idea.

I only saw Brannigan's last few games with Thistle. I honestly couldn't believe how bad he was.

A pipe cleaner?

Fix!

So, here we go: (1) What would you do if the world was definitely going to end in 1 hour, and everybody knew it? (2) What would you do if the world was definitely going to end in 1 hour, and only you knew it?

Wow, that would bring in several grand! Looks like an excellent scam idea. Bring in income, and maybe unearth the next Chris Erskine. Just noticed on the Albion site that they released Andy Gibson.

Message from Ami this afternoon, with downloadable season ticket application form. Cheque in the post this evening. Monra Jags! Though why somebody seems to think that the plural word "cheques" should have an apostrophe s is beyond me. Sort it out, Jackie!

I see there's to be a trial match for U-19 players (official site). Am I right in thinking that there was something like that for potential 1st team squad players a while back? Clyde certainly did it. Seems fair enough to me for allowing players who are looking for a club the chance to get a game and impress.

Yes we can sell our best players (in fact we've always done more or less that), and so reduce our debt further. But if that means even more years in the wilderness of Division 1, or even flirting with relegation again, then unless we get really lucky and somehow cobble together another team that can seriously challenge for promotion then our crowds are going to reduce even further, meaning less income, meaning lower-quality players etc etc.

You might well be (probably are) right, but at least let's hope for a sell-on clause or something like that in addition to any up-front sum.

Excellent point. He's only going to improve, so let's keep him at Firhill and watch his value increase before selling him. In other words, let's sell him at Christies, rather than at a car boot sale.

Superb idea.

Always thought that the Hearts forwards wanted to keep their powder dry until the moment was right for scoring.

Especially when the manager is having to prune the budget.

I wasn't all that bother when Harkins went, but I'd be sad to see Erskine go at this stage. Edited to add: it might just also have a negative effect on some people who like the way the team has been shaping up and who were planning to buy a season ticket. But I suppose £75K or so in hand is better than a few dozen extra season tickets.