Monifieth Jag Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 I'll start the ball rolling : To the tune of 'Monster' by The Automatic "WHATS THAT COMING OVER THE HILL, IS IT THE TAX-MAN, IS IT THE TAX-MAN" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter McLindu Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Good Start , Ha ha ha hahahahahahahhahahah (tune of their hullo hullo) Keeping it simple I'll start the ball rolling : To the tune of 'Monster' by The Automatic "WHATS THAT COMING OVER THE HILL, IS IT THE TAX-MAN, IS IT THE TAX-MAN" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennythistle Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Good Start , Ha ha ha hahahahahahahhahahah (tune of their hullo hullo) Keeping it simple "Money makes the world go round" "Money, That's what I want" "Tax dodging B******S, Your just Tax dodging B******S" "Hope there's holes in yer buckets, holes in your buckets, We hope there's holes in your buckets" "Big issue on Monday, You'll be selling the big issue on monday, issue on monday " "We love you melville we do, we love you melville we do, we love you melville we do, Oh Calum Melville we love you " Ok, time I stepped away from the laptop !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuggie Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Bankrupt Dundee (guess the tune) Frae the halls of the SFL, t'was Longmuir who spoke E'er the Dundee go down, there'll be hearts to be broke; Then let each scots supporter who hates cheats wi' me Have a laugh at the downfall of bankrupt Dundee Chorus Come fill up my cup, come fill up my can Sell our carthorses and sell all our men And Hoy! Where’s the lavvie? I must have a pee, As I laugh at the downfall of bankrupt Dundee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Would like to think we'd be above all this sort of crap - could blow up in our faces if Dundee win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 "Tax dodging B******S, Your just Tax dodging B******S" I hope your daughter isn't attending with you if you intend using sweary words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamiltonjag Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Judging by the amount of people saying they're not going to give Dundee the gate money how about "What a sh*tey away support"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady-isobel-barnett Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Judging by the amount of people saying they're not going to give Dundee the gate money how about "What a sh*tey away support"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrantB Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Judging by the amount of people saying they're not going to give Dundee the gate money how about "What a sh*tey away support"? I like it. Hope no Jags fan will put anything in their buckets. Unless it's photocopied cash or monopoly money of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrantB Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 'Let's all laugh at Harkins' would be good, as, regardless of the score, our guys will be getting paid. Can't say the same for him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWM Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 Would like to think we'd be above all this sort of crap - could blow up in our faces if Dundee win. Mr Moral high Ground. One game of football in context with their years of cheating is nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodstock Jag Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 I'm disappointed that it's so long until they're back at Firhill. We could have got Lance to play a few numbers by The Beatles. Lucy in the Sky with (Debt Free) Dundee You Never Give Me Your Money (if Harkins' has been sold on and our slice not settled) You're Going to lose that Gary Piggies (the lyrics in there probably as apt as any ) Taxman (no further explanation necessary) And if our Assistant Manager scores a goal from a corner that confirms their relegation, a rendition of Maxwell's Silver Hammer for a send-off. Go on Lance. You know it makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennythistle Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 I hope your daughter isn't attending with you if you intend using sweary words. We won't be any where near the ground. Any way, silly me for just having a little laugh on an internet forum !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie Of The Month Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 We won't be any where near the ground. Any way, silly me for just having a little laugh on an internet forum !!! I think the other poster was having a laugh too. Sorry to say I laughed. Hope you'll be at away games again soon (although probably not our next umpteen which seem to be at Stirling ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodstock Jag Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 We won't be any where near the ground. Any way, silly me for just having a little laugh on an internet forum !!! I don't think he was being entirely serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennythistle Posted November 4, 2010 Report Share Posted November 4, 2010 I think the other poster was having a laugh too. Sorry to say I laughed. Hope you'll be at away games again soon (although probably not our next umpteen which seem to be at Stirling ) Given his post prior to that one i think he may not have been , though to be fair, i did like the daughter comment.....kinda asked for it didn't i. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 (edited) How about a couple of classics: "Buddy Can You spare A Dime" "Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out." Edited November 5, 2010 by Milo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 (edited) The best things in life are free Or that's what they thought, the cheats from Dundee Now give them money (That's what they want) Edited November 5, 2010 by Jaggernaut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggyman Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 The best things in life are free Or that's what they thought, the cheats from Dundee Now give them money (That's what they want) brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady-isobel-barnett Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 I think Not a Second Time would be appropriate but still on a Beatles theme.... You say you're in administration Well, you know We all couldn't give a damn You tell me it's a real vexation Well, you know We all couldn't give a damn But when you talk about a donation Don't you know that you can count me out Don't you know it's gonna be all right all right, all right You say you got a real solution Well, you know We all love to see you crawl You ask me for a contribution Well, you know You're getting sweet F all But when you want money from people stuck in your bucket All I can tell is we'll all say go f*ck it Don't you know it's gonna be all right all right, all right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 I think Not a Second Time would be appropriate but still on a Beatles theme.... You say you're in administration Well, you know We all couldn't give a damn You tell me it's a real vexation Well, you know We all couldn't give a damn But when you talk about a donation Don't you know that you can count me out Don't you know it's gonna be all right all right, all right You say you got a real solution Well, you know We all love to see you crawl You ask me for a contribution Well, you know You're getting sweet F all But when you want money from people stuck in your bucket All I can tell is we'll all say go f*ck it Don't you know it's gonna be all right all right, all right Superb. You know what they say about it not being over till the fat lady sings: hope you don't see that as an inappropriate enquiry as to your weight, m'lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda-jag Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 I think Not a Second Time would be appropriate but still on a Beatles theme.... You say you're in administration Well, you know We all couldn't give a damn You tell me it's a real vexation Well, you know We all couldn't give a damn But when you talk about a donation Don't you know that you can count me out Don't you know it's gonna be all right all right, all right You say you got a real solution Well, you know We all love to see you crawl You ask me for a contribution Well, you know You're getting sweet F all But when you want money from people stuck in your bucket All I can tell is we'll all say go f*ck it Don't you know it's gonna be all right all right, all right Brilliant Superb. You know what they say about it not being over till the fat lady sings: hope you don't see that as an inappropriate enquiry as to your weight, m'lady. and a few more lol's How about a few variations of "Where's your mama gone (where's your mama gone)" and replace Mama with Melville/Jocky/Money/Sugardaddys Or the Quo classic "You're going down down down down, you're going down down down down" Or the REM classic "Its the end of Dundee as we know it - and we feel fine" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberteeb Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 I hope there will be plenty of £20 note waving in their direction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennythistle Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 I think Not a Second Time would be appropriate but still on a Beatles theme.... You say you're in administration Well, you know We all couldn't give a damn You tell me it's a real vexation Well, you know We all couldn't give a damn But when you talk about a donation Don't you know that you can count me out Don't you know it's gonna be all right all right, all right You say you got a real solution Well, you know We all love to see you crawl You ask me for a contribution Well, you know You're getting sweet F all But when you want money from people stuck in your bucket All I can tell is we'll all say go f*ck it Don't you know it's gonna be all right all right, all right We should start a campaign to get this to Xmas Number 1 !!! (LOL). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fredthecheesecloth Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 Probably sing some Thistle songs and support my team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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