alx Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 (edited) Anyone for a Christmas grump thread? I recently bought six bars of Imperial Leather soap and was disgusted to find out that the label in the middle has been downsized to a cheap sticker. Outrageous I tell you. Secondly, something that has being doing my nut in all week: people who stand on the left on escalators, get out my way you fatnoramuses*. Once a couple of likeminded gits copy them, that's you you're stumped. Humbug! * copyright alx. And another thing, everytime I submit a post I have to correct grammatical errors, double humbug. Edited December 24, 2010 by alx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicofan Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 (edited) Damn right xmas is a pain in the nipples!!!..didnt get paid until the 22nd so had to brave silverburn!! god how i hate shopping...my bank account is a sorry state..met mrs chicofan after i had purchased her "wish" list....which roughly translated means your not getting your nat king for a good while if you fail to deliver!!! Anyway after meeting mrs chicofan we hit tesco's feckin £80 on chocolates FFS AND ANOTHER THING CELLOPTAPE IS A PAIN IN THE @RSE Edited December 24, 2010 by Chicofan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Col Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 The c*ck who lives over the road from me has 3 motors (all of them are heaps!) and two have not moved for months. The way they are parked means that his two heaps are taking up space for 3 motors. When he returns home of an evening with other heap, he parks it with a good 5 feet in front and 5 feet to rear, thus taking up 2 spaces with one more heap. So 3 heaps parked in space for 5 motors - aaarggghhhh. Merry Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Willjag Posted December 24, 2010 Members Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Anyway after meeting mrs chicofan we hit tesco's feckin £80 on chocolates FFS Secondly, something that has being doing my nut in all week: people who stand on the left on escalators, get out my way you fatnoramuses*. Sounds like alx was behind you and the missus on the escalator Chicofan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 When it's your birthday and no-one on the forum checks the calendar and starts a Happy Birthday thread for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alx Posted December 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 When it's your birthday and no-one on the forum checks the calendar and starts a Happy Birthday thread for you. Guilty, happy birthday Norman. And another thing... when you're a kid and your birthday is Jan 4th and all your relatives give you a christmas present appended with 'and a Happy Birthday as well'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Kipling Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 The c*ck who lives over the road from me has 3 motors (all of them are heaps!) and two have not moved for months. The way they are parked means that his two heaps are taking up space for 3 motors. When he returns home of an evening with other heap, he parks it with a good 5 feet in front and 5 feet to rear, thus taking up 2 spaces with one more heap. So 3 heaps parked in space for 5 motors - aaarggghhhh. Merry Christmas! The woman who lives across from me manages to do a similar thing and if it's not her it's her daughter. Irritatingly they have a driveway that could easily incorporate 3 cars but seem to enjoy taking up parking spaces by the side of the road that others depend upon. We have a driveway so it's not a problem for us but it becomes a problem when you have people visiting. Oh and working on-call, overnight in your work on Christmas Eve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimthejagsfan Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 The woman who lives across from me manages to do a similar thing and if it's not her it's her daughter. Irritatingly they have a driveway that could easily incorporate 3 cars but seem to enjoy taking up parking spaces by the side of the road that others depend upon. We have a driveway so it's not a problem for us but it becomes a problem when you have people visiting. Oh and working on-call, overnight in your work on Christmas Eve grass them in to the insurence company they prob get cheaper insurence saying they park in a drive way and don't use it some companys give you £50 for telling them and there insurence is void if there cars hit parked outside of the drive lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda-jag Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Things that annoy me? Thistle's regular inability to score goals/win games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberteeb Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 Phil Thompson's enthusiasm for the most mundane games ever. The new Sky Sports ad telling me how wonderful Sky Sports is, despite being a subscriber I hate it and all it stands for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted December 30, 2010 Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 Noisy adds in the background distracting me from thinking up some cruddy, smartarse reply to this or that post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy davie Posted December 30, 2010 Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 Noisy adds in the background distracting me from thinking up some cruddy, smartarse reply to this or that post. It's not even a good ad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrantB Posted December 30, 2010 Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 Liberal Democrats. Beat that one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norgethistle Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 Liberal Democrats. Beat that one.... Seigeseige's posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Seigeseige's posts Is that the Sigesige who posts in broken english in an attempt to better understand the Scottish football scene and is also prepared to spend fortunes having replica football tops produced by global corporations in east Asian sweat shops sent by air-mail? Or is it the anti-imperialist, anti-capitalist Sigesige who hates all things western and posts extensive essays using correct english grammar and punctuation on said topics. Or is it Sigesige, the not very funny wind-up merchant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy davie Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Is that the Sigesige who posts in broken english in an attempt to better understand the Scottish football scene and is also prepared to spend fortunes having replica football tops produced by global corporations in east Asian sweat shops sent by air-mail? Or is it the anti-imperialist, anti-capitalist Sigesige who hates all things western and posts extensive essays using correct english grammar and punctuation on said topics. Or is it Sigesige, the not very funny wind-up merchant? Looks like he's got you wound up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberteeb Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Busted coupons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Looks like he's got you wound up. Frankly, my dear,... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 £1.31.9 for a litre of diesel at Tesco today! John *%"@"^ Reid. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2011/01/06/celtic-chairman-john-reid-defends-4000-matchday-limo-bill-86908-22829836/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gianlucatoni Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Car Tax Why the hell does 6 month stamp for the motor cost £99 but a full year is only £180. Fkin daylight robbery charging 19 quid extra for 2 x 6 month tickets - all for an extra reminder letter and a stamp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberteeb Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 A nipsy tipsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicofan Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Hungry hippo's what a poor poor game.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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