sigesige00 Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 FIFA Women's U-20 World Cup in Japan has begun. Today the DPRK played Norway. The number of Norway supporters was less than 10. I talked to them in English. "Hi, are you working in Japan?" "No, we have traveled to support Norway's team." "I support Tromsø in Norway." "Oh, Tromsø!" etc etc, The Musical band of Korean school, football team members of Korean school, and other Koreans were there. I met a coach of the DPRK's Boxing national team. He boasted the number of Korean professional boxers. The game was won by the DPRK 4-2. The DPRK's most important offensive player received an unnecessary yellow card for simulation, and the DPRK conceded 1 unnecessary goal from an unnecessary back-pass and GK's mistake. However Norway's team did not have enough stamina to keep the pace in the hot condition. (The game started at 16:00 under the sun) However, unfortunately, the DPRK have been disqualified for the 2015 World Cup because of the doping problem. I hope the DPRK's triumph in 2019. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_mac Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 Come on sigesige, tell us all what we really want to know. DID YE GET A RIDE O' ANY UV THE NORWEGIAN BURDS ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigesige00 Posted August 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Come on sigesige, tell us all what we really want to know. DID YE GET A RIDE O' ANY UV THE NORWEGIAN BURDS ? Sorry, I do not understand what you are saying. Could you write in plain English? Tomorrow 16:00 the DPRK play Argentina at the same stadium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Sorry, I do not understand what you are saying. Could you write in plain English? Tomorrow 16:00 the DPRK play Argentina at the same stadium. What he's asking is, did any of the Norwegian burds get the boaby aff you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda-jag Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 What he's asking is, did any of the Norwegian burds get the boaby aff you? Or, did you get to poke any fishy flange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamiltonjag Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Or were you too distracted by "The Musical band of Korean school"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gianlucatoni Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Or were you too distracted by "The Musical band of Korean school"? aye he probably had a semi on listening to the brass section the durty speedo bassa ... ... anyway (as the old chinese proverb says) sigsig goes to bed with itchy bum - wakes up with smelly finger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigesige00 Posted August 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 (edited) The DPRK thrashed Argentina 9-0. The game was completely one-sided, but the DPRK received a completely unnecessary yellow-card when the score was already 3-0. The DPRK scored 7 goals in the 1st half. The 9th goal was 56min. After the 9th goal, the DPRK players were in the "power-saving" mode, not making much effort to score the 10th. One surprising result was there were only 2 corners in the game (1 for DPRK, 1 for Argentina). Edited August 23, 2012 by sigesige00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunky jag Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 How many breaks in play were there sigesige? How many free kicks in the final 3rd of game were taken by left footed players and what was the average distance on these? If you could get back to me that would be great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 The DPRK's most offensive player received an unnecessary yellow card for simulation Now you're talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigesige00 Posted August 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 (edited) Norway 2-1 Canada By this result the DPRK's 1st finish of the group stage is almost certain. The DPRK only need a draw with Canada in the last game. Even if the DPRK were beaten by Canada, the goal difference is enough to finish 1st. However, the draw of quarter-final is tough. The opponent team will be Germany or USA. Both are the top ranked teams in women's football. Edited August 23, 2012 by sigesige00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamiltonjag Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 The DPRK women's team definitely have balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigesige00 Posted August 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 By the way, Japan played first 2 games at Miyagi Stadium. The 3rd game will be played at the National Stadium in Tokyo. Japan 4-1 México Japan 2-2 Aotearoa/New Zealand Although Japan failed to beat Aotearoa/New Zealand, the 1st finish is likely because the last game against Helvetia (Switzerland) seems an easy one. The Miyagi Stadium is a tremendous garbage. The accesss to the Miyagi Stadium by public transportation is incredibly inconvenient, and it is an athletic stadium designed by a bad architect whose pitch is incredibly far from the seats. This stadium was the place of Japan's defeat (0-1 to Turkey) in the 2002 World Cup. There is another good option -- Yurtec Stadium, a very good football stadium whose access by public transportation is convenient. http://www.city.sendai.jp/kensetsu/kouen/stadium.html This stadium is used by a professional football club in the top-flight. Why such a situation has appeared? The reason is a strange bureaucratic system of local autonomy. Japan has 47 prefectures. However, there are some special cities whose populations are large. These cities have almost same power as prefectures, while belonging to prefectures. In the 2002 World Cup, what was needed was to build a 40,000-seated stadium in the place of Yurtec Stadium. However, because of ridiculous conflict between Sendai City and Miyagi Prefecture, Miyagi Prefecture build the Miyagi Stadium, a huge waste. The reason this stadium is still used is to hide the ridiculous nature of the decision of building this huge garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe, very important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigesige00 Posted August 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 The final games of the group stage Japan 4-0 Helvetia (Switzerland) México 4-0 Aotearoa/New Zealand Japan finished 1st and México finished 2nd. Japan face the Republic of Korea and México face Nigeria in the quarter-finals. Japan's free-kicker TANAKA Yôko was incredible. She scored 2 goals from free-kicks by both legs. And Helvetia's GK was a quality player. If she was a normal player Japan would have scored 8. Tomorrow the DPRK will play Canada and the 1st finish is almost certain. In the quarter-final the DPRK will face Deutschland (Germany) or USA. It will be a tough tie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gianlucatoni Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 you're a flukkin runatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigesige00 Posted August 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 Group C Canada 1-2 Korea DPR Group D USA 0-3 Deutschland (Germany) The DPRK won all 3 group stage games and finished 1st. Since Germany beat USA and finished 1st, the DPRK face USA in the quarter-final game. It will be a tough tie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigesige00 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 Quarter-final Nigeria 1-0 México (aet) Nigeria made more chances than México, but could not score in the normal time. Nigeria scored 109min at last. Nigeria were a far better side, but México's defense was well-organised and they did not lose concentration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigesige00 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 Quarter-final Japan 3-1 Korea, Republic of All 4 goals were scored in the 1st half. Japan's SIBATA scored the 1st goal (8mins). Korea equalised in 15mins, but Japan's SIBATA scored her 2nd 4mins later. And Japan's free-kicker TANAKA scored 4th in 37mins. Japan face the winners of tomorrow's quarter-final game between Deutschland (Germany) and Norge/Noreg (Norway). Deutschland's win is almost certain. Japan will have a hard game against Deutschland to reach to the final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigesige00 Posted September 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 Quarter-finals Korea DPR 1-2 USA (aet) Deutschland 4-0 Norge/Noreg Korea DPR's game was a hard-fought one. The result was very unfortunate, but I believe that Korea DPR will triumph in 2019! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigesige00 Posted September 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 Quarter-finals Nigeria 0-2 USA Japan 0-3 Deutschland The 3rd place playoff and final will be played on 08/09/2012. 3rd place playoff Japan vs. Nigeria final Deutschland vs. USA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jags on tour Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 whogeezaphuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunky jag Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 how many of these broads shave their pits sigesige00? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigesige00 Posted September 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 3rd place playoff Japan 2-1 Nigeria Physically Nigeria were stronger; but Japan had more quality. By the way, the sinbin rule must be introduced to football immediately. In this game, Japan received no yellow but Nigeria received 3. If there was a sinbin rule, Japan would have scored more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 3rd place playoff Japan 2-1 Nigeria Physically Nigeria were stronger; but Japan had more quality. By the way, the sinbin rule must be introduced to football immediately. In this game, Japan received no yellow but Nigeria received 3. If there was a sinbin rule, Japan would have scored more. Now that's not a bad idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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