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Picked a girl up in the west end last night , chatting away , says her boyfriends a Thistle fan and he posts on here, "whats his name"? i asked , expecting his user name . except she tells me his real name ! , told her i would post this, and he can rest assured even though i know his name and address i wont burgle his flat or be doing any identity fraud .

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Picked a girl up in the west end last night , chatting away , says her boyfriends a Thistle fan and he posts on here, "whats his name"? i asked , expecting his user name . except she tells me his real name ! , told her i would post this, and he can rest assured even though i know his name and address i wont burgle his flat or be doing any identity fraud .

 

What, you pumped his burd and now you're assuring him you won't burgle his house?

 

An example of 21st century ethics right there.

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Picked a girl up in the west end last night , chatting away , says her boyfriends a Thistle fan and he posts on here, "whats his name"? i asked , expecting his user name . except she tells me his real name ! , told her i would post this, and he can rest assured even though i know his name and address i wont post pictures of me in his pyjamas .

 

Fixed it for you

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Oh aye, nothing weird about coming onto a Thistle website to tell someone you drove home their girlfriend and reassure them you won't burgle their home or steal their identity. Very comforting! It would only be more disturbing if you decided to mention that you didn't molest the poor sod's girlfriend and ask for his thanks.

 

Don't know what to say if can't see just how bloody strange the first post is ... no wonder most people desperately avoid saying anything to taxi drivers except their destination and 'keep the change' ...

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Or, if you're a Jags fan 'if I had a fiver for every cab driver that has professed a soft spot for Thistle, I'd have my own effing chauffer driven Bentley.'

 

As a former taxi driver it was just as annoying that no punter believed you were a genuine jag and thought you were just pretending so as not to antagonise said OF supporting moron.

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As a former taxi driver it was just as annoying that no punter believed you were a genuine jag and thought you were just pretending so as not to antagonise said OF supporting moron.

 

Good point, my late grandad was a black hack driver and a Thistle fan. In fact his name is quite close to my online moniker ;)

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As a former taxi driver it was just as annoying that no punter believed you were a genuine jag and thought you were just pretending so as not to antagonise said OF supporting moron.

I drove a taxi for 3 years and was always proud to say I was a Jags fan. Although I do admit changing my religion 5 or 6 times a night when the OF were playing or on orange walk day.

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Picked a girl up in the west end last night , chatting away , says her boyfriends a Thistle fan and he posts on here, "whats his name"? i asked , expecting his user name . except she tells me his real name ! , told her i would post this, and he can rest assured even though i know his name and address i wont burgle his flat or be doing any identity fraud .

 

Be afraid... very afraid...

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