Only those who have gone before can know the joy of victory in this prestigeus competition. There is no trophy. For the winner, though, immortality. In a data store buried deep in an ice field in Greenland will lie a message from an internet forum containing the word 'Congratulations'.
Having spent months hovering over a keyboard or touch screen pondering whether to select A or H, our two remaining contestants can do no more.
There can no longer be a tie. So, whose name will be stored next to 'Congratulations'? It has distilled thus; if Rangers win the Scottish Cup, it will be joe the driver, otherwise it will be Fawlty Towers.