The Sunnylaw Jag Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 With the ripple of enthusiasm that is slowly gripping the nation at the possibility of a Scotland team able to progress further than qualification rounds to a major finals next season, It is with great pleasure I am announcing that from the makers of Sick In The Basin, there will be a fanzine totally devoted to Scotland coming out on September 1st prior to the start of the Euro 16 qualifiers, which will be bigger and bolder than the SITB. It is the brainchild of Robert Marshall and myself with contributions from Alan Nelson and perhaps Alex Frew if he can get his finger out and write it. There is also going to be some stuff from a couple of Hearts fans and a Buddie. Fritz will not be editing it, so there will be no underlying Yes campaign involved. Hopefully people will find it interesting and quite funny too. We would hope to publish twice per season around the time of the qualifiers. However, we are struggling with a name as we are trying to get away from the cute and cuddly image of the Tartan Army At the moment we are toying with Scotland Epistles, Bullshit and Thistles. However, there have also been some others we have pondered on. I am looking for your opinions on names or indeed original ones you come up with. The other suggestions so far are: 1 We Still Have A Dream 2 Lie Back and Think of Scotland 3 When you Hear the noise 4 Deep Fried Scotland 5 Brigadoon, My Arse 6 What's the Hampden? 7 Enjoy the Game! 8 The ******* Sons of Ally McLeod 9 Do We Have The Bottle 10 Ma Baws Are Itchy. (That's one of mine, the idea of being outside of Hampden shouting Ma Baws Are Itchy appeals to my sense of humour and of course works well with issue 2) Given the amount of puns and wordplay on the forum I'm sure people can come up with better. If someone does then they will be among the first to get a hold of a copy. One last thing if anyone wants to write an article for it please let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peagreenboy Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 In honour of Arthur Montford, either: DISASTER FOR SCOTLAND or WHOAFFT! For the great Ally MacLeod, how about, "AT LEAST A MEDAL" In memory of our true national colours, PRIMROSE & PINK Of course there was a famous football magazine named 4-4-2. The Scots version should be 4-6-0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerrybritton9 Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Some from me Murdo can't remember Who'll be coming? Get off the goalposts Don't play "scotland be good!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davie Thistle Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 E?scotia are us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danish jag Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Deep fry your pizzas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Avril No More Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partickthedog Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Stoned of Destiny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MerryHell Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 One Lion (but it's rampant!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Gonnae No Dae That. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Frazelle Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 They've been suckered!! "Till a' the seas gang dry" Skelpit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowenBoys Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Narey's Toe Poke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danish jag Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Did ye, aye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garscube Road End Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 (edited) Rowing back to Largs Edited June 2, 2014 by Garscube Road End 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jags on tour Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Stramash and a half! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jukebox Rebel Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 How about tuning in tae that age-old Tartan Army problem – namely swinging sweaty baws, invariably antagonised with un-naturally long walks all over strange city centres in the quest for the cheapest supermarket... “Chafing under the kilt” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collins Out! Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 You'll have had your tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryza Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Dont get yer hopes up Gie it Laldy The Salmon Pink Still got yer goalposts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partickthedog Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Last Word from Johnny Rep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted June 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Thanks so far guys some good titles in among them but not many positive ones. Keep going please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Frazelle Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Whit's fur ye... "Glory, riches and honours" (from The Declaration of Abroath, kind of... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Turn The Other Cheek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 ^ ^ ^ ^ . . . as the Das Bild photographer said to Kate Middleton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peagreenboy Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 More positive ones: Scots Wha Hae Referring to Archie Gemmill - Hard Little Professional Scotland's biggest win - 11-0 A thing of beauty - Grame Souness' Moustache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 The Lion And Unicorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda-jag Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Thanks so far guys some good titles in among them but not many positive ones. Keep going please. vote Yes ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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