yoda-jag Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 How slowly were you pulling the pork, Yoda? Did it take, like, ages and ages? don't know. leia did all the work, pulled it, laid it all out on a plate for me. i just turned up and enjoyed it all. she even cleaned everything up afterwards, she's very good to me like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady-isobel-barnett Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 See if yon folk that run Euro 2016 allowed Narnia to enter would that be a eufamystical decision? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Yeah but they would still pump Scotland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowenBoys Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 My 9yo son made up a joke the other day. Q: How do you find out what the weather is like at the top of a mountain? A: Climate 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Is that a euphemism? Has anyone got a euphemism for euphemism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Night, night see you all tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Had a piece n egg in the club. Wummins darts was on and they take turns in preparing the wee buffet on a tray. You still have tae have a wee go on the fitba card though. The wummins darts in our club is shite by the way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 Think I might have fish and chips tomorrow. Perhaps wrapped in a newspaper with Jordan McMillan's exclusive soaking up the vinegar and oil. Washed down with a Coke? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMJ Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 Quite shocked at the number of non-vegetarians on the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda-jag Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 didn't morrissey say something along the lines of "meat is magnificent"? and even if he didn't ..... meat IS magnificent. can't wait to see what delights leia serves up to me tonight. what's on the menu for other forumistas today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowenBoys Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 Dum Aloo. My favourite indian dish. Cooked the sauce last night and prepped the potatoes. When I get back from the King Crimson gig, just have to heat it through. Yum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paralytic thistle Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 what's on the menu for other forumistas today? Lobster Thermidor Au Crevette with a Mornay Sauce served in a Provencale Manner with Shallots and Aubergines garnished with Truffle Pate, with a Fried Egg on top of SPAM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlgarveJag Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 Has anyone got a euphemism for euphemism? Has anyone got a euphemism for euphemism? no, but I think innuendo might be an Italian suppository (just had a lovely grilled Dourada (Golden Bream) in garlic and coriander for lunch across the road by the way). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowenBoys Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 Quite shocked at the number of non-vegetarians on the forum. You're in a minority of two TMJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMJ Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 No way, do Jag veggies only measure two. Next you will be telling us that Jags would eat a Killie Pie. Shame on you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 You just put me in a mood to go veggie for tonight ..... Couscous, Fallafel and Houmous ..... goes down a treat, and totally spam free. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 No way, do Jag veggies only measure two. Next you will be telling us that Jags would eat a Killie Pie. Shame on you. I'm not sure someone with a carnivore as an avatar albeit a puppet should really be complaining. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 A visit to the work's canteen is the culinary pinnacle of my arduous day. Lasagne there is simply delightful, and it's on the menu today. Only thing is, they sometimes put wee slithers of mushr*om in it. These things are the work of satan himself (I'm sure Thatcher's involved somewhere here). These fkn toadstool things should be fumigated by the government - every last one of the feckers. They transform otherwise good grub into the equivalent of polonium. Any chef or cook should be stuck off for even a first offence of putting fungus in food, and be jailed for subsequent offences. Anyway, I'll probably have a cup of tea - not too strong or weak - after the meal, and maybe a slice of apple cake with it. Yes, I am a fat basturt these days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 A visit to the work's canteen is the culinary pinnacle of my arduous day. Lasagne there is simply delightful, and it's on the menu today. Only thing is, they sometimes put wee slithers of mushr*om in it. These things are the work of satan himself (I'm sure Thatcher's involved somewhere here). These fkn toadstool things should be fumigated by the government - every last one of the feckers. They transform otherwise good grub into the equivalent of polonium. Any chef or cook should be stuck off for even a first offence of putting fungus in food, and be jailed for subsequent offences. Anyway, I'll probably have a cup of tea - not too strong or weak - after the meal, and maybe a slice of apple cake with it. Yes, I am a fat basturt these days. Do they do chips with the lasagne ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Indeed they do. Lasagne chips and peas is my order, washed down with a pint of cold semi-skimmed milk. Awesome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Looking for a good food tip, try this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-z5T8meC84 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMJ Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Eh, I thought Spam was suitable for vegetarians. And get your facts correct, My avatar is not a puppet, he is the star of a BBC TV show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowenBoys Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 The curry was lovely last night. The band were excellent. 3 drummers, kinda weird, kinda good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sb1876 Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Brilliant thread, I almost didn't click on it due to the OP - especially brilliant as I didn't get to read the original post due to my settings for the site! I did wonder tho, as this is clearly a culinary Topic!!!!! Should it be moved to the general chat area! Anyway not really a fan of spam myself and opted for a nice spicy Chilli, complete with al-dente (oooh) rice and a beer to wash it down! Magic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda-jag Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 A visit to the work's canteen is the culinary pinnacle of my arduous day. Lasagne there is simply delightful, and it's on the menu today. Only thing is, they sometimes put wee slithers of mushr*om in it. These things are the work of satan himself (I'm sure Thatcher's involved somewhere here). These fkn toadstool things should be fumigated by the government - every last one of the feckers. They transform otherwise good grub into the equivalent of polonium. Any chef or cook should be stuck off for even a first offence of putting fungus in food, and be jailed for subsequent offences. Anyway, I'll probably have a cup of tea - not too strong or weak - after the meal, and maybe a slice of apple cake with it. Yes, I am a fat basturt these days. mushrooms are the most unpalatable and unnatural additions to any food, so in agreement with you there. however i differ with you on the solution ..... imoapo, all types of shroom based fungi should be rounded up and stockpiled and then fed to all tory mps in westminster ..... they should not be allowed any other food, but made to live on a diet of increasingly rotting and decaying mushroom mush. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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