Semi Nurainen Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 O Thou that in the heav’ns dost dwell, Wha’ as it pleases best thysel’, Visits us wi th’cuif Cauldwell, For thy ain glory; An’ Ally Roy and young Mansell, An’ Miles Storey. There’s nane o’ them can bulge the net, Nor strike a pass, nor dribble yet; Aye, sooth, oor ‘strikers’ mak’ us fret; But Skip and Cardle; Nae wunner we curse wi’ epithet, On sic a fardel. By Holy pow’r the dugouts moved, Thy faith in us, nae doot, tae prove; The Jaggites effort tae improve, Thou’s sent us Saunders; But a’ thy might canst not remove, A’ Cauldwell’s blunders. O Lord an' God, oor great white hunter, To mitigate oor grave mishanter, Please send us Goodwin, soon, or Bunter For a’ oor glory; Replace oor chairman, who’s a munter, Forbye a Tory. We bless the day thou gav’st us hopes, Wi 'relegation we could cope; But ne’er wi’ Caldwell’s media tropes; An afwu’ vanities; His white and shining envelopes, Fu’ o’ inanities. His shyte wad fill th’Encyclopedia His ranting capers in the media, Recorded noo in Wikipedia, Mak’s Gyppos chortle; An’ has them lauching in hysteria, On Pie n Bovril. But dafter yet than Caldo’s ploys, Thae slaverin’ glib-tongued fan bois, The righteous Jag their chat annoys, An’ gies offence; Their rantin’, canting shyte destroys A’ common sense. Lord pledge tae us a guid formation, Fire up oor imagination, An save us frae bleak relegation; Frae grim League Ane; And heed us in our dire oration, Amen, Amen. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Passenger Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Semi Nurainen said: Replace oor chairman, who’s a munter, No need. Not even for 'comedic' effect. W*nker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garscube Road End Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, Dark Passenger said: No need. Not even for 'comedic' effect. W*nker. The utter irony of your post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Passenger Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 There's always been misogynistic undertones to the criticism aimed at Jacqui Low. This underlines it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Passenger Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, Garscube Road End said: The utter irony of your post. wut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dl1971 Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Semi Nurainen said: O Thou that in the heav’ns dost dwell, Wha’ as it pleases best thysel’, Visits us wi th’cuif Cauldwell, For thy ain glory; An’ Ally Roy and young Mansell, An’ Miles Storey. There’s nane o’ them can bulge the net, Nor strike a pass, nor dribble yet; Aye, sooth, oor ‘strikers’ mak’ us fret; But Skip and Cardle; Nae wunner we curse wi’ epithet, On sic a fardel. By Holy pow’r the dugouts moved, Thy faith in us, nae doot, tae prove; The Jaggites effort tae improve, Thou’s sent us Saunders; But a’ thy might canst not remove, A’ Cauldwell’s blunders. O Lord an' God, oor great white hunter, To mitigate oor grave mishanter, Please send us Goodwin, soon, or Bunter For a’ oor glory; Replace oor chairman, who’s a munter, Forbye a Tory. We bless the day thou gav’st us hopes, Wi 'relegation we could cope; But ne’er wi’ Caldwell’s media tropes; An afwu’ vanities; His white and shining envelopes, Fu’ o’ inanities. His shyte wad fill th’Encyclopedia His ranting capers in the media, Recorded noo in Wikipedia, Mak’s Gyppos chortle; An’ has them lauching in hysteria, On Pie n Bovril. But dafter yet than Caldo’s ploys, Thae slaverin’ glib-tongued fan bois, The righteous Jag their chat annoys, An’ gies offence; Their rantin’, canting shyte destroys A’ common sense. Lord pledge tae us a guid formation, Fire up oor imagination, An save us frae bleak relegation; Frae grim League Ane; And heed us in our dire oration, Amen, Amen. The irony of your pious words is plain for all to see. Let's hope you don't get your ultimate wet dream. Back to back delegations may raise your semi to a glorious ephiphany. Make your weekend i would imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 Great scribing as always, Semi. Love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sandy Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 14 hours ago, dl1971 said: The irony of your pious words is plain for all to see. Let's hope you don't get your ultimate wet dream. Back to back delegations may raise your semi to a glorious ephiphany. Make your weekend i would imagine. I don’t think you meant delegations, fisherman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 "Grandad, what does that 'FTOF' stand for on your T-shirt?" "Em, it's an old Latin thing that the club used when they were founded 140-odd years ago, my darling. Right, I'm off to Dumfries now. Bye" "Bye." Phew! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dl1971 Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 24 minutes ago, sandy said: I don’t think you meant delegations, fisherman. Ah. Then again delegation better that relegation lol. Anyway en route to maryhill to pick up supporters bus. Hopefully a happy journey back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandy Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 13 minutes ago, dl1971 said: Ah. Then again delegation better that relegation lol. Anyway en route to maryhill to pick up supporters bus. Hopefully a happy journey back! Have a good trip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dl1971 Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 1 hour ago, sandy said: Have a good trip Cheers :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semi Nurainen Posted May 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 On 5/3/2019 at 6:38 PM, Dark Passenger said: There's always been misogynistic undertones to the criticism aimed at Jacqui Low. This underlines it. Ah, we're playing the political correctness card? Well, funny you've never raised a single objection to 'bitchfight' or any one of a number of epithets using the female pudenda or mammalia on any number of posts on here. Funny peculiar, not funny ha ha, I mean. Highly selective correctness, only deployed when it puts your idol and the wassocks who put him there, under the spotlight. And that's the whole point of political correctness any time any where - to silence criticism. As BJ says, what does FTOF on the t-shirts stand for again? And how does that song end 'we hate the boys in royal blue ...'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Passenger Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 50 minutes ago, Semi Nurainen said: Ah, we're playing the political correctness card? Well, funny you've never raised a single objection to 'bitchfight' or any one of a number of epithets using the female pudenda or mammalia on any number of posts on here. Funny peculiar, not funny ha ha, I mean. Highly selective correctness, only deployed when it puts your idol and the wassocks who put him there, under the spotlight. And that's the whole point of political correctness any time any where - to silence criticism. As BJ says, what does FTOF on the t-shirts stand for again? And how does that song end 'we hate the boys in royal blue ...'? F*ck off, Semi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandy Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Dark Passenger said: F*ck off, Semi. Oh please, just go and gel yer hair fanboi and stop abusing fellow Jags fans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 On 5/3/2019 at 4:17 PM, Semi Nurainen said: O Thou that in the heav’ns dost dwell, Wha’ as it pleases best thysel’, Visits us wi th’cuif Cauldwell, For thy ain glory; An’ Ally Roy and young Mansell, An’ Miles Storey. There’s nane o’ them can bulge the net, Nor strike a pass, nor dribble yet; Aye, sooth, oor ‘strikers’ mak’ us fret; But Skip and Cardle; Nae wunner we curse wi’ epithet, On sic a fardel. By Holy pow’r the dugouts moved, Thy faith in us, nae doot, tae prove; The Jaggites effort tae improve, Thou’s sent us Saunders; But a’ thy might canst not remove, A’ Cauldwell’s blunders. O Lord an' God, oor great white hunter, To mitigate oor grave mishanter, Please send us Goodwin, soon, or Bunter For a’ oor glory; Replace oor chairman, who’s a munter, Forbye a Tory. We bless the day thou gav’st us hopes, Wi 'relegation we could cope; But ne’er wi’ Caldwell’s media tropes; An afwu’ vanities; His white and shining envelopes, Fu’ o’ inanities. His shyte wad fill th’Encyclopedia His ranting capers in the media, Recorded noo in Wikipedia, Mak’s Gyppos chortle; An’ has them lauching in hysteria, On Pie n Bovril. But dafter yet than Caldo’s ploys, Thae slaverin’ glib-tongued fan bois, The righteous Jag their chat annoys, An’ gies offence; Their rantin’, canting shyte destroys A’ common sense. Lord pledge tae us a guid formation, Fire up oor imagination, An save us frae bleak relegation; Frae grim League Ane; And heed us in our dire oration, Amen, Amen. What a sad act. Misogynist pish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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