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But they might be docked points for that

Big Bird has an amazing record at Dingwall. Is that 3 or 4 goals in open play now, plus he won the penalty today and scored a penalty in the Alba Cup shoot out last year? Should we pump some Dingwall air into a canister today and make him breathe it before every home game? Or perhaps like Brad Pitt film Philadelphia set we should make him enter Firhill through a gate made up to look like the entrance to Victoria Park.

What is the price?

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Three identical consonants dominating a lonely vowel.

His goal against Ross County was a scorcher. Showed great technique to fire the ball into the top corner.

Barbara Dickson?

What are the chances of Alex Rae being sent off again?

Alimac Hoist?

Not Bannigan Or Flannigan But Wim van Hanegem

Skill in puns has now spun out into anagrams

If they had left in a threatening manner, would that have been egressive behaviour?

They might give Billy Stark a drink

In Oban? Must be on his way to Balamory.

Maybe improve that to LAD ON ARAB TONIC

Which coloured house is he going to? Tell me what do you think? Hopefully the post office. If you look closely at a photograph of Tobermory, you will see that the post office has red and yellow hooped walls. By the way CONRAD BALATONI is an anagram of NOT A CRAB ON DIAL. Obviously he is not in the habit of phoning crustaceans.

Honk and me going by car

DEREK GASTON = STOKED ANGER

When is the court heron? Hopefully the birdict will prove that he did nothing ill eagle.

And we find the winning formula

The Scape of Good Hope might encourage some optimism about promotion. The Great Scape might be handy if we are fighting relegation.

You can go on the train You can go on the suporters bus Or you can go your own way.

Un bon capture

Probably a breakdown in the chain of communication. Hope we don't stop thinking about playing them.

At first I thought we were playing Fleetwood Mac but then realised it was only Rumours