Nobody seems to have commented on the idea that I touted in all seriousness: each team plays each other only twice in the league, regardless of the size of the league. That could translate either into a game only every other week, or else a 2-3-month winter shutdown. Less drudgery from umpteen matches against the same opposition, less football in general, hence keeping it fresh, more meaningful games, and it would also free up time for fans to get other things done. To overcome the financial shortfall, simply double the cost of entry to each match - it wouldn't cost fans any more in the long run, but would do their waistlines good as there would presumably be fewer pies eaten in the course of a season.