Jaggernaut Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 When these terrible puns end we should arrange a quality street party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jags on tour Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 With Christian Dailly shoring up their defence, We walnut whip them 5-0 again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
east lothian jag Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 When these terrible puns end we should arrange a quality street party. If yourhaving a party, will there be matchmakers there to set me up with somebody? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunky jag Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 If you're going to a party you better make sure you've got some good party twix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joejag Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 If you're going to a party you better make sure you've got some good party twix These parties seem to come in clusters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougie247 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 cant be arsed with all the bloody puns.. looking through the posts for some actual discussion is stupid, get a grip. Â He'll probably bring a bit of morale to the team but one player isn't gonna change the club just look at Sol Campbell he got kicked all over the park and promptly ****** off. Â Might as well paint a target on his arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joejag Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 cant be arsed with all the bloody puns.. looking through the posts for some actual discussion is stupid, get a grip. Â He'll probably bring a bit of morale to the team but one player isn't gonna change the club just look at Sol Campbell he got kicked all over the park and promptly ****** off. Â Might as well paint a target on his arse Jeezo mate. Chill out. Taking it ALL too seriously. For what its worth I have said that he would be a good signing for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougie247 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 Jeezo mate. Chill out. Taking it ALL too seriously. For what its worth I have said that he would be a good signing for them. Â Â Hands up, have had a shitty day at work on a fecking sunday. Have got a beer in my hand now and can see im a total arse. Â Carry On Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joejag Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 Hands up, have had a shitty day at work on a fecking sunday. Have got a beer in my hand now and can see im a total arse. Â Carry On Nae probs mate. I know how you feel working on Sundays. I usually start at 7am,get in at about 6.30. BUT!! Forgot about clocks and was in at 5.30, Waht an arse I am!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jagsfan58 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 Hands up, have had a shitty day at work on a fecking sunday. Have got a beer in my hand now and can see im a total arse.  Carry On  np.  You should have taken a Mars to work, helps you work and play!  Hope you have a good evening and enjoy looking at the Milky way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joejag Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 np. Â You should have taken a Mars to work, helps you work and play! Â Hope you have a good evening and enjoy looking at the Milky way. Hoi!!! Dont fudge the issue. Â Hahaha Im quitting this thread now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennythistle Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 Like others I too had just came in after a crap day at work.......this thread did make me laugh. Â Do hope Dailly proves to be as good as most of their signings over the last 3 or 4 seasons.....CRAP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
east lothian jag Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 (edited) When these terrible puns end we should arrange a quality street party. The only problem with these parties Jaggernaut, is i always end up with the munchies Edited October 30, 2011 by east lothian jag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
east lothian jag Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 Hands up, have had a shitty day at work on a fecking sunday. Have got a beer in my hand now and can see im a total arse. Â Carry On Used to hate working sundays, especially if i didnt manage to get the game on a sat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAGZ1876 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 Used to hate working sundays, especially if i didnt manage to get the game on a sat Yeah, you need a Breakaway from your work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 The only problem with these parties Jaggernaut, is i always end up with the munchies Hopefully there will be a few treets in store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunky jag Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 Yeah, you need a Breakaway from your work. Â Definitely, me and the girlfriend looking forward to a nice relaxing night on the sofa, but she's decided to disappear upstairs and is using her hair-straighteners. Can i take it from this that she thinks it's too curly wurly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 Definitely, me and the girlfriend looking forward to a nice relaxing night on the sofa, but she's decided to disappear upstairs and is using her hair-straighteners. Can i take it from this that she thinks it's too curly wurly? Don't criticize her hair when she comes back, as that would be a nasty surprise. Better instead to give her a spontaneous compliment, which is a kinder surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAGZ1876 Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 put M&M on the cd player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partickthedog Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 put M&M on the cd player. Â and revel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunky jag Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 Don't criticize her hair when she comes back, as that would be a nasty surprise. Better instead to give her a spontaneous compliment, which is a kinder surprise. Â Â I took your advice thanks, the missus was delighted. So much so, she went out and bought me a bottle of whiskey. As she passed me the drink, she didn't tell me which brand it was, said I had to guess. Spose you could call this a Malt-teaser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady-isobel-barnett Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 Rumour doing the rounds is that the Dailly deal is off. Evidently Douglas Rae made him provide a drug sample and he's tested positive for toblerone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jags on tour Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 Rumour doing the rounds is that the Dailly deal is off. Evidently Douglas Rae made him provide a drug sample and he's tested positive for toblerone. Â aye apparently he's singing for galatasaray, He'll be a Turkish Delight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAGZ1876 Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 aye apparently he's singing for galatasaray, He'll be a Turkish Delight. A lot of those Turkish clubs have cash flow problems, he might end up being paid in BUTTONS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunky jag Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 Apparently Morton are trying to tempt him with a car as a sign on fee, alledgedly it's a polo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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