thebiglemon Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 (edited) There was a great team from the north side Got promoted but then hit a slide Couldn't score for a bit Then defense turned to sh*t Simply crap? Or bad luck? You decide. beat that Edited February 21, 2014 by thebiglemon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeanieD Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 There is a fine team from Firhill Who’s home form would make you quite ill Whilst it isn’t much fun Thank God I’m no H*n Or a bigot who calls himself Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potty trained Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 Our team play in red, yellow n black. Some fans would give Archie the sack. They try their best, To bring down the rest. But it's common sense they lack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potty trained Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 We've got a young lad called Christie Who makes our eyes come over all misty. When he goes on a run He passes defenders for fun. But his final balls a fckin travesty. That might need some work 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglemon Posted February 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 We've got a young lad called Christie Who makes our eyes come over all misty. When he goes on a run He passes defenders for fun. But his final balls a fckin travesty. That might need some work Make it travisty and you're fine 'Goes past' instead of He passes- think that gets it down to the required 5 syllable rule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavthejag Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 There was a young man called Baird That of scoring a goal was scared So along came young Lyle Who was far better by a mile Now the wee arse got to f##k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rid Skwerr Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 There's a team from down Firhill way who can beat all the rest, on their day but so far they've not clicked in the baws, we've been kicked when a good lead the team's thrown away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady-isobel-barnett Posted February 22, 2014 Report Share Posted February 22, 2014 There's no wash hand basins in the loo The pies are bowfin' too No gnomes on the Bing But stiill we sing Oh Firhill, we love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted February 22, 2014 Report Share Posted February 22, 2014 F**k F**k F**K I'm to pissed to write a line But there was a young man from Nantucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted February 22, 2014 Report Share Posted February 22, 2014 F**k F**k F**K I'm to pissed to write a line But there was a young man from Nantucket. Oops that was the beer talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potty trained Posted February 22, 2014 Report Share Posted February 22, 2014 There was a young keeper called Fox Who never commanded his box. He got called up by strachan Now confidence is lackin' What is it with Jags and the jocks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allyo Posted February 22, 2014 Report Share Posted February 22, 2014 Thistlenowthistleforever Proves time and again he's not clever Javeajag and The Cup Never shut the f*** up And their pants are as wet as the weather 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
policemans whistle Posted February 22, 2014 Report Share Posted February 22, 2014 Wh't's the best Thistle team you've ever seen? The team that's just gubbed Aberdeen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 Oops that was the beer talking. I wonder if your young man from Nantucket ever clicked with "a Canadian girl from Regina" that I almost wrote in about last night, while still celebrating our glorious home win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jags on tour Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 There was a Prince named Buaben, Who Archie's wife is sh4ggin, Archie found out and kicked him out and now he's dropped for Craigen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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