The Sunnylaw Jag Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 Just seen this photo of Wayne Rooney and couldn't be sure if it's an improvement or what? http://www.bbc.co.uk...otball/23963142 Of course I then jumped to the Ugly football eleven. I think players such as Ronaldhino, David (Elephant Man) Dodds, Leigh Griffiths. Who else would you choose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggy1967 Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 How about Iain Dowie and Tevez ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted September 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 Of course I always felt sorry for this guy. The photographer must've been pissed off having to travel the Methil an armpit of a place. You think he would've stopped long enough to take another photo. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/A-BC-FOOTBALL-SCOTTISH-1971-01-73-15-EAST-FIFE-BILLY-MCPHEE-/320859651566?pt=UK_Collectables_Cigarette_Tea_GumCards_CA&hash=item4ab4b9bdee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinny Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 David Hopkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tob Jag Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Or the well known song on the THISTLE CD . . . ."At least I look nothing like Owen Coyle!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Surely the most botched face-lift ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kni Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Martin Keown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angry gaz Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Stevie Fulton http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/Hillshaveeyesposter.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jags on tour Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Pluke Chadwick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan100 Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Doug Rougvie, Martin Skrtel (what an orc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scamps Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Peter Beardsley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady-isobel-barnett Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 I can vaguely remember David Bingham and Steve Tosh turn out for the same Gretna team. Children weren't allowed in Raydale that day unless accompanied by an adult. At least Wayne Rooney knows he wasn't adopted. http://i.telegraph.c...ey_2019651c.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kni Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Martin Skrtel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peagreenboy Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 With the amount of lookers that attend Firhill we're one to collectively talk. That is going to leave one cool looking scar, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kni Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 With the amount of lookers that attend Firhill we're one to collectively talk. That is going to leave one cool looking scar, though. Could be a job for an expensive plastic surgeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Of course I always felt sorry for this guy. The photographer must've been pissed off having to travel the Methil an armpit of a place. You think he would've stopped long enough to take another photo. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/A-BC-FOOTBALL-SCOTTISH-1971-01-73-15-EAST-FIFE-BILLY-MCPHEE-/320859651566?pt=UK_Collectables_Cigarette_Tea_GumCards_CA&hash=item4ab4b9bdee He looks like the skinny twin brother of the world's all time over-rated 'comedian', professional scouser (who, apparently, lives in Kent), as funny as a playground shooting, J*hn B*shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peagreenboy Posted September 6, 2013 Report Share Posted September 6, 2013 It looks like he was able to pick up AM radio with his hair ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted September 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 He looks like the skinny twin brother of the world's all time over-rated 'comedian', professional scouser (who, apparently, lives in Kent), as funny as a playground shooting, J*hn B*shop. It's bad enough that f**kwad Bishop is on the telly all the time but I see he even made an appearance at Parkhead today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted September 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2013 Could be a job for an expensive plastic surgeon. Found the template the last time he had facial surgery. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24040130 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Found the template the last time he had facial surgery. http://www.bbc.co.uk...onment-24040130 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady-isobel-barnett Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 (edited) Found the template the last time he had facial surgery. http://www.bbc.co.uk...onment-24040130 Taken that a bit too far, SJ. Be prepared to hear from his solicitors. I've heard Blobfish are very sensitive and notoriously litigious into the bargain. Edited September 13, 2013 by lady-isobel-barnett Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustic Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 David Bingham would always have been a contender but especially after someone bit half his ear off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted September 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Ah, TMQ what would we do without that time of the week where the wife has barred your porn sites . . .again and you have to unleash yourself on the forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowenBoys Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Ah, TMQ what would we do without that time of the week where the wife has barred your porn sites . . .again and you have to unleash yourself on the forum? You think there's a Mrs TMQ? OMG that never occurred to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Quinn Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 (edited) You think there's a Mrs TMQ? OMG that never occurred to me. please dont talk a bout my wife, she's not well wae dementia. i can banter about other things but not about my wife. Edited September 13, 2013 by The Mighty Quinn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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