partickthedog Posted December 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 On 11/8/2018 at 11:34 PM, partickthedog said: We have become so accustomed to weeks of dismal defeat and the dreary trudge homeward that our victory on Saturday will be a huge shock to the system. I am not sure if we forumites (or even big forumites) will be able to adjust our mentality to this altered state of reality. I expect an outbreak of unusual and bizarre behaviour: Lady Isobel Barnett will go into a shop and actually buy something Auld Jag will leap out of his front row seat, send a steward flying, invade the pitch and swing on the bar Javeajag will smile BowenBoys will take money out of the club's coffers Garscube Road End will head home down Maryhill Road Sabbath will start a collection for a statue to honour Alan Archibald Norge will sing the Swedish national anthem Eljaggo will predict a score correctly Barney Rubble will dance the tango with Fred Flintstone partickthe dog will make a sensible post without any aggravating word plays No one will blame anybody for anything Did anyone do what they were supposed to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allyo Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 On 9 November 2018 at 1:58 PM, partickthedog said: Not to mention the sad demise of Spangles. I liked the Spangles way more than the Bice Girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowenBoys Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, partickthedog said: Did anyone do what they were supposed to do? I didn't as mine was the only task involving serious criminal activity. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. Of course, miraculously, your post has achieved your own particular goal. Edited December 9, 2018 by BowenBoys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garscube Road End Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, partickthedog said: Did anyone do what they were supposed to do? I headed home after work , had a cup of tea and two buttered hot cross buns. Edited December 9, 2018 by Garscube Road End Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady-isobel-barnett Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Well if you include a pub as a shop, tick me off the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partickthedog Posted December 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 1 hour ago, lady-isobel-barnett said: Well if you include a pub as a shop, tick me off the list. I suppose it is difficult to tuck a pint of beer into a poacher's pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partickthedog Posted December 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 3 hours ago, Garscube Road End said: I headed home after work , had a cup of tea and two buttered hot cross buns. Slightly unseasonal? I am assuming that you have kept these since Easter in the hope of having something worth celebrating. Does sound temptingly tasty, I have to concede. Will it be mince pies and brandy butter after the Alloa game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Jag Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 11 hours ago, partickthedog said: Did anyone do what they were supposed to do? I went to all that effort to swing on the crossbar and nobody noticed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowenBoys Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Auld Jag said: I went to all that effort to swing on the crossbar and nobody noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garscube Road End Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 2 hours ago, partickthedog said: Slightly unseasonal? I am assuming that you have kept these since Easter in the hope of having something worth celebrating. Does sound temptingly tasty, I have to concede. Will it be mince pies and brandy butter after the Alloa game? As I work for a large retailer they were going for free. So I treated myself. A mince with a glass of brandy would be better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eljaggo Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 A singular naked mince and brandy - that will never catch on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Fred's in Hawaii this weekend. So I had to make do with Betty again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabbath Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Several agents have promised to donate, but as they were expecting their usual Christmas bonus from Archibald they're all a bit short. As it stands I have raised thirty-eight pence a lego brick and two AA batteries. My work on the Bronze statue to the blessed Jackie continues............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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