allyo Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 As this seems to infiltrate many other threads, I thought maybe we should start one exclusively for this purpose. Keep it all in here. Maybe it should be pinned. I'll get us started... I've given up hope, players have been found out, Archie doesn't know when to make substitutions, we'd lose a play-off to Hamilton Accies, we can only beat Hearts and they're all still at school, if we go down we'll never come back, the ship has sailed, we're doomed! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Is that the Good ship that has sailed on the Ally Allyo? (For Singing Kettles Fans) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metz Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Can I add that we will never win another home game again, and also that without a scouting system we are stuck with the current squad for ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeanieD Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 For every pant wetter there is a happy-clappy - keeps us sane and well balanced + = :frantic: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allyo Posted January 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 For every pant wetter there is a happy-clappy - keeps us sane and well balanced + = :frantic: Kindly leave this thread alone and take your happiness elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewarty Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Sometimes, particularly during the first half of afternoon fixtures, the sun gets in my eyes, which really pisses me off. Can we not erect a gigantic sunsield made of photovoltaics, thereby transforming Firhill into the football stadia equivalent of the Death Star? We can then use it to destroy all gastropubs in a five-mile radius. Either that or we could try SOD on the right wing. I'm not fussed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garscube Road End Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 The idea of putting gnomes on the bing has never come to fruition! Why not? The board as usual, no ambition FFS! As for the team, they are too old, Archie needs to go with youth, preferably under 12s and this thread can sponsor then with pampers. Archie needs to go. Bring back the bunnet, biggest mistake the club ever made and get Gus McPherson from Queen's Park as attacking coach. its, all going tits up, we are pish. Our luck in winning promotion has run out. Grrrrrrrrr!! And you are all wrong and I am always right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jags on tour Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 the thought of Archie having no contacts in the game makes me pish my frilly's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 The idea of putting gnomes on the bing has never come to fruition! Why not? The board as usual, no ambition FFS! As for the team, they are too old, Archie needs to go with youth, preferably under 12s and this thread can sponsor then with pampers. Archie needs to go. Bring back the bunnet, biggest mistake the club ever made and get Gus McPherson from Queen's Park as attacking coach. Or better still bring in Allan Moore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Third Lanark Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Or better still bring in Allan Moore. What about ole happy chops Gerry Collins Im sure he will have learned all his lessons from the last time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 For all you pant wetters and recommended by Yoda and please remember bought from Boots via Esayfundraising you could earn about 15p for the Jags http://www.boots.com/en/Boots-Pharmaceuticals-Staydry-For-Men-Extra-10-Pads-_1222737/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Gekantawa Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 If we go down it will be a DISASTER OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Gekantawa Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 If nobody's seen Owen Coyle on Maryhill Road lately, then we are quite literally DOOMED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Hallelujah brother! We surely will be smited! A plague upon our houses A pestilence in our fields and a scissors cut to our genitals indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bunny Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Or better still bring in Allan Moore. Yeah and get him to write a graphic novel about a 22nd century football team that gets wiped out by a giant 100 foot virus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady-isobel-barnett Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 For all you pant wetters and recommended by Yoda and please remember bought from Boots via Esayfundraising you could earn about 15p for the Jags http://www.boots.com...-Pads-_1222737/ I wonder how many 15 pences we'll need to buy Bobby Williamson out of his contract with Gallifrey or wherever the great man is working these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potty trained Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Can we start playing a 4-4-1-1 please? I know our 4-2-3-1 reverts to a 4-4-1-1 when we defend. But I'd rather we played 4-4-1-1 and revert to 4-2-3-1 when we attack. Because we never play 4-4-1-1, well apart from every week. Archie is rubbish at tactics and substitutions. I am better. Can we play Doolan as an attacking midfielder. I understand we have a team of attacking midfielders, but I'd rather play a striker there and drop one of them. Any of them, as long as it's craigan, or lawless, or forbes. It's just doolan has been with us for years and he's got good control. I know that this will mean our two best strikers starting and leaving no one on the bench (Baird). Listen, we all know Taylor isn't fully fit, but fck it, let's knacker them both. I also think Archie should have made better subs on Saturday, I know those three were injured and knackered but he should have left Erskine and Taylor on... craigan should have come off, ironically he was injured and had to play the full 90... Remember the other week when we moaned about Taylor being kept on for 90 even though he was shattered? We'll ignore that. Keep him on, as long as Craigan isn't on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DublinMagyar Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Alan Rough should be brought in IMMEDIATELY as overlord of the whole club...............forever! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potty trained Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Alan Rough should be brought in IMMEDIATELY as overlord of the whole club...............forever! As director of football? Archie needs a director of football. Well, apart from his assistant, goalkeeping coach, physio, U21 manager, he's got no one to talk to. He needs someone! Why can't our directors see that creating a role that we don't have at the club, will in no way undermine the manager and should be seen as gesture of support, I mean god knows he needs all the support he can get, what with anonymous keyboard warriors wanting him sacked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Willjag Posted January 27, 2014 Members Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 I don't think anyone is taking this thread seriously and I'm pissed off about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allyo Posted January 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 As director of football? Archie needs a director of football. Well, apart from his assistant, goalkeeping coach, physio, U21 manager, he's got no one to talk to. He needs someone! Why can't our directors see that creating a role that we don't have at the club, will in no way undermine the manager and should be seen as gesture of support, I mean god knows he needs all the support he can get, what with anonymous keyboard warriors wanting him sacked. You don't have an answer so you resort to personal insults. Typical. That just proves all my points ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paralytic thistle Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Don’t you think it’s time for more bit more experience in the team, just imagine where we would be in this league with some old heads, such as, a mid field of Darren Brady, John-Paul McBride, Jimmy Gibson and Stephane Bonnes plus Stephane McConalogue up front, now there’s a dream, so Archie get them back now, you know it makes sense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the saint Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 why cant ThistlenowThistleforever and The Cup post on this thread and leave the rest of the forum alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potty trained Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 You don't have an answer so you resort to personal insults. Typical. That just proves all my points ever. ^^^^^ Star & Garter Drinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady-isobel-barnett Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 ^^^^^ Star & Garter Drinker jakey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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