Blackpool Jags Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Lap of honour for the surviving gnomes at the end of the season? Decorate your gnome with tinsel for the festivities? Wee gnomey hats for when it's cold? Or is there under-gnome heating? S gnome n? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Let's face it, almost anything would be better than what is there at present; it's a real gnomean's land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrick bateman Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 A "go-ape" style adventure playground for the kids . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kni Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 I was thinking more manly gnomes than this "happy" little fellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_mac Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Very disappointed in the blatant racism of that post kni. Not the kind of thing that we want to see on the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sb1876 Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 (edited) It could be used as a cemetery for Jags fans, the club would make money by selling the plot for your coffin, we get to follow Thistle forever and ever (copyright: Joe the Jag). In the short term, just cut the grass back and dye or paint it red and yellow stripes every month with advertising dyed/painted on in the same way that you see on the pitch of the Six Nations. If you want to go to heaven when you die ........ Edited April 30, 2013 by sb1876 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kni Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Very disappointed in the blatant racism of that post kni. Not the kind of thing that we want to see on the forum. What racism? It's a jolly gnome in a red and yellow. I assume that you are trying to wind me up or have donated your brain to medical science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 What racism? It's a jolly gnome in a red and yellow. I assume that you are trying to wind me up or have donated your brain to medical science. Agreed! Sounds a bit gnomophobic to me..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firhillista Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Meant to post on this yesterday but couldn't 'cos I was laughing so much. ("What a shitey gnome support...") But seriouly though (no, really) this is a brilliant idea. We'd get global publicity. It'd raise funds for the club. And can you picture the faces of the Celtic fans looking over at a bing covered in red and yellow gnomes? Not to mention our attendances being reported as '8,136 (365 gnomes)' At a stroke we turn an embarrassment into a major draw for the club. I'd buy a gome. Who's with me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 A good gnome record could be vital in keeping us up next season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowenBoys Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Meant to post on this yesterday but couldn't 'cos I was laughing so much. ("What a shitey gnome support...") But seriouly though (no, really) this is a brilliant idea. We'd get global publicity. It'd raise funds for the club. And can you picture the faces of the Celtic fans looking over at a bing covered in red and yellow gnomes? Not to mention our attendances being reported as '8,136 (365 gnomes)' At a stroke we turn an embarrassment into a major draw for the club. I'd buy a gome. Who's with me? I agree. Seriously strange idea which is a good thing. I think it has great publicity potential. After seeing the puns on here, imagine what our top rate headline writers would come up with. I'm in. I'll show you mine if you show me yours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kni Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 If we get drawn at home against Sevco in a Cup competition, we will be able to sing "Go gnome ya H*ns"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Gnome ore puns please!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Gnome ore puns please!! Ah know mate, its not good for my elf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 There could be a special section of the bing set aside for the gnomeads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rid Skwerr Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Ah know mate, its not good for my elf I'm sure we wouldn't be allowed to fill such a steep slope with wee gnomes... Bound to be an elfin safety issue. ;-) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Gnomes, elves,...... I'm pretty sure that the project would soon attract plenty of trolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Thank goodness the orcs are in the seaside leagues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jukebox Rebel Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Jags Trust could set up a newco, Gnomes R Us, and introduce some mass market models. The De-Luxe Range: £49.99, High Quality, Robust little fellers, Lifetime Guarantee Donald Park (Wee Parkie) Calum Milne (Milnie) Billy Dodds (Doddy) Archie Gemmell (Archie the First) The Mid Range: £24.99. Functional little characters with a 3 years g'tee. Diego Maradonna (Goddy) Lionel Messi (Dribbly) Budget Range: 2p. Breakable little throwaway f***wits that will be smashed up before you can say Trumpton Riots. Owen Coyle (Spitty) Luis Suarez (Bitey) Rino Gatuso (Snappy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Jags Trust could set up a newco, Gnomes R Us, and introduce some mass market models. The De-Luxe Range: £49.99, High Quality, Robust little fellers, Lifetime Guarantee Donald Park (Wee Parkie) Calum Milne (Milnie) Billy Dodds (Doddy) Archie Gemmell (Archie the First) The Mid Range: £24.99. Functional little characters with a 3 years g'tee. Diego Maradonna (Goddy) Lionel Messi (Dribbly) Budget Range: 2p. Breakable little throwaway f***wits that will be smashed up before you can say Trumpton Riots. Owen Coyle (Spitty) Luis Suarez (Bitey) Rino Gatuso (Snappy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norgethistle Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Can we not rent it to edinburgh zoo for the pandas to roam about on, then we can charge folk to sit in the stand and watch them, more chance of the pandas mating at Firhill than Edinburgh as almost all our visitors took a right good pumping whilst here this season 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled AusJag Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 (edited) The club should move on this with gnome oar delay. Divide the bing using a grid system, then either auction or sell each square. Also sell each purchaser a paint your own gnone for about 10 quid, and have a gnome planting ceremony the week before the start of the season as suggested by bowenboys. Could raise a lot of cash, and as was said in a previous post, imagine the positive publicity and advertising oportunities. There could be a "come gnome to firhill" campain similar to the "come home to glasgow" campaign of a few years ago. The club could present the best painted gnome the "gnome bell" prize Edited May 3, 2013 by Exiled AusJag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottymagoo Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Get painting guys and girls.... http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_sabc?url=search-alias%3Dtoys&pageMinusResults=1&suo=1367580787117#/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Dtoys&field-keywords=paint%20your%20own%20gnome&sprefix=paint%2Ctoys&rh=i%3Atoys%2Ck%3Apaint%20your%20own%20gnome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cup Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Leave it as a mess and name it the Jackie McNamara stand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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