partickthedog Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 We have become so accustomed to weeks of dismal defeat and the dreary trudge homeward that our victory on Saturday will be a huge shock to the system. I am not sure if we forumites (or even big forumites) will be able to adjust our mentality to this altered state of reality. I expect an outbreak of unusual and bizarre behaviour: Lady Isobel Barnett will go into a shop and actually buy something Auld Jag will leap out of his front row seat, send a steward flying, invade the pitch and swing on the bar Javeajag will smile BowenBoys will take money out of the club's coffers Garscube Road End will head home down Maryhill Road Sabbath will start a collection for a statue to honour Alan Archibald Norge will sing the Swedish national anthem Eljaggo will predict a score correctly Barney Rubble will dance the tango with Fred Flintstone partickthe dog will make a sensible post without any aggravating word plays No one will blame anybody for anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Somebody will (correctly) point out that we were lucky and that all the deep-rooted problems remain..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcia blaine Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 I’ll abandon my usual travel method of running down the road naked, and instead walk at a sensible pace while fully clothed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlgarveJag Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 is there a game on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garscube Road End Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 I will just shrug my shoulders and say " Why haven't we done this before now?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady-isobel-barnett Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 11 hours ago, partickthedog said: No one will blame anybody for anything You were doing fine up until then, ptd, but that's taking it too far. I fully expect whichever regulars don't play will get the blame for all previous defeats, the weather, Brexit, and the ******* Spice Girls reunion . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partickthedog Posted November 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 2 hours ago, lady-isobel-barnett said: You were doing fine up until then, ptd, but that's taking it too far. I fully expect whichever regulars don't play will get the blame for all previous defeats, the weather, Brexit, and the ******* Spice Girls reunion . Not to mention the sad demise of Spangles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawlty Towers Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 We will go to the tavern and join in the fun. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAGSMAN1968 Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 "Not to mention the sad demise of Spangles." and the ridiculous renaming of marathons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivad Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Perhaps we should follow the example of another victory one hundred years ago, and ring the church bells throughout the land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Jag Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 19 hours ago, partickthedog said: We have become so accustomed to weeks of dismal defeat and the dreary trudge homeward that our victory on Saturday will be a huge shock to the system. I am not sure if we forumites (or even big forumites) will be able to adjust our mentality to this altered state of reality. I expect an outbreak of unusual and bizarre behaviour: Lady Isobel Barnett will go into a shop and actually buy something Auld Jag will leap out of his front row seat, send a steward flying, invade the pitch and swing on the bar Javeajag will smile BowenBoys will take money out of the club's coffers Garscube Road End will head home down Maryhill Road Sabbath will start a collection for a statue to honour Alan Archibald Norge will sing the Swedish national anthem Eljaggo will predict a score correctly Barney Rubble will dance the tango with Fred Flintstone partickthe dog will make a sensible post without any aggravating word plays No one will blame anybody for anything If I do everything you suggest, have the ambulance crew standing by as I will do myself some sort of injury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Jag Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 4 hours ago, JAGSMAN1968 said: "Not to mention the sad demise of Spangles." and the ridiculous renaming of marathons! I had a snicker at this comment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partickthedog Posted November 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Auld Jag said: If I do everything you suggest, have the ambulance crew standing by as I will do myself some sort of injury. I am hoping that it will be caught on the JagZone highlights and we might even get a slowed down action replay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulguy jag Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 (edited) Jackie husband stand to skinny dip in the firhill basin , starting at 5. Could end up looking like a wildebeest migration. Edited November 9, 2018 by mulguy jag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Jag Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 42 minutes ago, mulguy jag said: Jackie husband stand to skinny dip in the firhill basin , starting at 5. Could end up looking like a wildebeest migration. I still hope we win tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 9 hours ago, mulguy jag said: Jackie husband stand to skinny dip in the firhill basin , starting at 5. Could end up looking like a wildebeest migration. You're on to something here sir. How much would this raise the clubs profile. A mass "jump in the basin" for a charitable cause? Perhaps not fully naked tho. Far too humbling for those of us with small willies and a lady should never......... I suspect the coverage would be uk wide. Further afield if the right person were doing the PR. Apart from hypothermia, would it be safe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Col Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 Rusty shopping trolleys can cause a lot of damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norgethistle Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 On 11/9/2018 at 12:34 AM, partickthedog said: We have become so accustomed to weeks of dismal defeat and the dreary trudge homeward that our victory on Saturday will be a huge shock to the system. I am not sure if we forumites (or even big forumites) will be able to adjust our mentality to this altered state of reality. I expect an outbreak of unusual and bizarre behaviour: Lady Isobel Barnett will go into a shop and actually buy something Auld Jag will leap out of his front row seat, send a steward flying, invade the pitch and swing on the bar Javeajag will smile BowenBoys will take money out of the club's coffers Garscube Road End will head home down Maryhill Road Sabbath will start a collection for a statue to honour Alan Archibald Norge will sing the Swedish national anthem Eljaggo will predict a score correctly Barney Rubble will dance the tango with Fred Flintstone partickthe dog will make a sensible post without any aggravating word plays No one will blame anybody for anything I’ve not even learned the Norwegian one yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Jag Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 15 hours ago, mulguy jag said: Jackie husband stand to skinny dip in the firhill basin , starting at 5. Could end up looking like a wildebeest migration. If we do win today. I will not be going near the basin after the game just in case. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowenBoys Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 Perhaps this would help to gain a victory. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Peebles Tackle Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 Think I’ll scud 2 bottles of wine if we win. Probably the same if we lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulguy jag Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 7 hours ago, Auld Jag said: If we do win today. I will not be going near the basin after the game just in case. Sick in the basin tonight AJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Jag Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 28 minutes ago, mulguy jag said: Sick in the basin tonight AJ. Sure am. But if we can play like we did today and take our chances you will soon get your chance to get your kit off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fearchar Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 We'll turn the clocks forward 1 hour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 I'm going to go out and buy a new 21 plate motor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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